Love: Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another...

By thankskimi - 15/03/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

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You deserved it 40 525

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By SKuser - 19/05/2009 08:09 - China

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML

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You deserved it 4 832

By WTF - 15/10/2015 04:43 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML

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You deserved it 2 170

By man2 - 23/09/2010 11:18 - Ireland

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 134

You deserved it 4 055

By Lonely - 18/03/2010 04:02 - United States

Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML

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You deserved it 18 936

God laughs

By Flipper_87 - 29/06/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML

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You deserved it 138

By Anonymous - 05/01/2014 19:44 - United Kingdom - Alfreton

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML

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You deserved it 3 918

More money, more problems

By Anonymous - 10/06/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML

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You deserved it 530

Standards

By Lily - 23/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML

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You deserved it 4 680

By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 08:07 - Australia - Boronia

Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML

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You deserved it 4 346

By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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You deserved it 2 774

bm_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 22:46

Don't worry about her... You'll find a less stupid girl easily...

alex_vik 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 22:47

I'm sure you'll find someone intelligent.

Comments

caomei 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:22

she's not worth it =

taranee666 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 18:07

who's that girl really she's stupid to choose a guy for his money!!! she's no brain or what???

Fire_Girl_409 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 0:36

wow.. this girl is really stupid.. why were u with her in first place?

WTFLMFAOFML 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 11:40

is she blonde and was a southern resident? cuz I hear banjos

LyfeSuxaDick 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 22:49

Her loss. Just remember not to take the greedy, money-hungry bitch back when she comes cryin to you after the hut they live in has a broken roof and they are selling blood for money... just say "Sux my dick hun. Your a greedy hearless bitch... now get the **** out!" :) hope everythin works out for u... find a nicer more deserving girl.

WhoDatNation96 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 4:45

she just wanted free phones

Anne_4Now 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 3:31

I'm so sorry that she did that to you! She's going to regret it. Romance and Morals seem to be over rated these days. I'm sure if I knew you I'd never leave you like that.

hazrd2myslf 0

Monday 12 April 2010 2:47

That's absolutely ridiculous. She must have had other reasons. At any rate be glad it happened now, rather then later. Now she can't bankrupt you either!