I think she asked a very intelligent question which shows reflective creative thinking since she obviously realised that everybody wears clothes apart from new born babies and she even came up with a solution. You're lucky that your daughter seems to have turned out quite clever even though your husband seems to be a bit of a dimwit.

For a five year old that's a perfectly logical question to be puzzled by. Your husband on the other hand sounds like an immature goof and a bit mean making fun of a five year old not to mention it's his own daughter. Sounds like you have two kids to raise to me.

Cue 10 years later, and little Derp-Derp will be posting a rage comic about this, ending with "oh god why"

I've just come to the conclustion that I'm a bit of a moron, so excuse me for a second while I go pop some anti-fucktard pills. Cheeerrrrrrsssssssssss.

He's the Derp it's "Herp Derp".

I would prefer they popped out potty trained

I think the fact that your 5-year-old understands that babies come from mommies, not the stork, is a credit to her intelligence. Tell your husband to stfu.

Okay, I understand the laughter, but the "Derp-Derp" is just mean

Awww, that is such an extremely cute question that your daughter asked. I understand why he laughed but, he's a dick for ruining it.

A grown man ridiculing a 5yr old's innocence about a baby. Sounds like the hubby's name should be Derp Derp.