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By Flicker - 14/05/2009 07:23 - Australia

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

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Apocalyptus 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 16:17

Heh, I'd be proud of it - seeing as you can now wear a shirt saying "******" on it without getting in trouble!

antbait11 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 16:18

hahaha, what's awesome! when you get mad at your opponent, just turn your back to them!

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teyerzzz 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 20:04

sweeet. but seriously how do you deserve that one??

omgHAAAY 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 21:37

hahaa. that's boss.

Masta_Blasta 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 11:54

bwahahahaaa.. that's FLICKING hilarious!

Woop_Woop 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:08

i just hope your first name isnt Richard

mooria 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 11:40

That becomes the most coolest fooball jerseyss in your club. Good luck!

mooria 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 11:42

That becomes the most coolest fooball jersey http://www.overbestmall.com/nfl-jerseys in your club. Good luck!

thefucked 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 5:44

"and ****** has the ball and shoves it into the goal!"

Just_Spiffy 0

Friday 12 June 2009 22:15

@239- You just made my day :D And dude, why would you complain? You now have a bad-ass nickname!

cheese_rox 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 2:47

Sorry, but that's so freakin funny... :)

paleknight47 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 4:18

I'm jelous LOL

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