By notsoonenufdeparted - 02/10/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 278
You deserved it 4 814
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

LebowskiAchiever 3

Obviously you're doing something wrong. A child that young should be crying his little ass off even thinking about his mum dying.

55 9
FFML_314 11

Your kid is sadistic, but at least he's honest.

34 3

Comments

awkward_gothlady 32

Try faking your death and see if he still feels the same way. That oughta show him...

0 0
Ugi 26

Kids have a very different and very changeable idea about what is important. If dad gives more treats etc then he is a better parent as far as a 4-year-old is concerned. Don't take it too seriously.

0 0
hegchog12 18

If a child that young says they like one parent more, chances are the parent just buys more sweets for them than the other parent.

0 0
NickACD 27

As a child of two divorced parents I can kind of understand this. I spend 5 days at my mother's house which provides better structure than my father's. I prefer the structure and stability at my mother's.

0 0
fantasyworld 37

He's five he doesn't understand death. I also have a feeling that you provide structure and discipline in his life while dad lets him do whatever he wants.

0 0