Kids: Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied...

By notsoonenufdeparted - 02/10/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML

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By dumped - 05/06/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2021 16:58

Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, my 6 year-old daughter asked, "What would happen to me if you and daddy died?" I told her that she'd probably live with her Uncle Ant and Aunt Ilene. She looked at me and said, "You guys can die. I won't cry. I get everything I want over there." FML

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By mommyopps - 26/03/2016 02:14 - United States - Madison Lake

Today, I'm beginning to regret explaining death to my 3-year-old son. We were at the supermarket when he looked at an elderly woman and loudly told her "You're gonna die soon!" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2022 00:01

Today, my 6 year-old son came up to me and asked "Dad, when you're dead, will you give me your wallet ?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2019 00:01

Today, my daughter asked me to join the Army so that she wouldn't have to see me anymore. She's four. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2020 20:01 - Malaysia

Today, I went to the graveyard with my little brother to visit my grandfather's grave. While we were there, my brother suddenly asked me, "Can you die now? I hate you." He's 7 year-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 02:01

Today, my 6-year-old son was being charming by smiling and batting his eyelashes at me. When I asked him, "What?" he replied, "When you die, can I have your hair?" FML

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By Xandriajoy10 - 04/01/2016 05:21 - Australia

Today, my 5 year-old informed me she likes her "other mummy" more and wants to live with her instead. I need to have a long conversation with my husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2016 16:16 - United States - Bell

Today, my son was crying because he wanted his daddy, and he asked when he can see him. I had no idea what to say, given his dad left us in the middle of the night last year, now lives in another country, and told me he never wants to see us again. FML

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LebowskiAchiever 3

Saturday 2 October 2010 12:12

Obviously you're doing something wrong. A child that young should be crying his little ass off even thinking about his mum dying.

FFML_314 11

Saturday 2 October 2010 12:33

Your kid is sadistic, but at least he's honest.

Comments

Mustardnight 3

Sunday 3 October 2010 10:52

watch your back you may have a stewie on your hands lois

iHateThisLife 10

Sunday 3 October 2010 13:41

Wow, now that's funny, sorry but it is.

TerrorDollie 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 17:27

Aw): Dont pay that much attention. A lot of little kids are like that. IDK why. Especially girls.

GawZ 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 21:04

LMAO!!! Yup it is now time for plan B: SPOIL THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!

flossybaben 0

Monday 4 October 2010 1:21

lol ur unwanted

CuttinCowgirl 0

Monday 4 October 2010 6:36

good with kids eh?

lol_ironic_life 9

Tuesday 5 October 2010 7:21

Sounds like Stewie from Family Guy always wanting Lois dead. This would creep me the heck out, keep an eye on him for entire life. Lest you want it to end swiftly, though depending on how badly you upset him it may or may not be painless...0_o Leave NOW while you can!!! 