By hair2daygone4ever - 14/01/2010 15:45 - United States

Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
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skywalker66 0

OMGAWD WUT U DOIN LEVING 4 YR WITH SCISSORS OMGAWD!!11111

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hedgehogs 0

Your four-year-old has scissors to hand and is unsupervised while you're sleeping? Neither are good ideas.

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ashylarry 0

ydi for having kids.

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lenalou88 0

why are scissors even in reach of a four year old?

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containsnosoy 0

If you think about it, so is the silverware drawer. ;)

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MrsBadcrumble 0

If you would have been supervising your child and not laying around sleeping it wouldn't have happened. You're lucky the only thing that happened was your cut hair. Your irresponsibility could have killed your child. Imagine she tripped and fell on the scissors and they stabbed her through her eye. Not so funny anymore, is it?

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baker3410 0

my little brother and sister have shaved me bald. soooooo bad what's up with kids and liking to do that?

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stillxsearching 3

YDI for keeping scissors in a location that is accessible to a small child

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sweetpea129 0

umm how is this an fml? not a big deal, YDI for being pessimistic

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brasileira1 0

Hey guys! The OP here! Just a couple of comments I MUST address, so like Kel says, "awww, here goes!" (clears throat): ~ #51, What the blue hell are you talking about? I don't want to know...really.don't.want.to.know. :/ ~They were SAFETY scissors. And my husband was there, in the house, laughing his ass off at me. (Thanks babe:) ) Maybe I should've mentioned that but then again, I was too tired. Look what time it was. It happened at around 10:35-40 in the morning and I wrote it at 10:45am and went back to sleep for the next 3.5 hours. Go figure. ~ I work at night as a hospital mortician...which goes with what I said in the aforementioned. Not the most glamourous of jobs, but oh well! ~ As a result, I did go to my cousin (who's a beautician) and it is now as short as Kate Gosselin. Ok, not like that, I'm lying. It's short like a boyish cut and my daughter thinks its cute. I guess my daughter saved me SOME money. lol. ~ Yes, she did get her punishment: no ice cream. Last but not least, I must address this since I saw a couple, "YDI for having kids," etc. al. I love my child and the one thing you should never do is piss a mother off. At least THIS mother. For the asses who said I deserve it for having a child, f**k you and kiss my ass. There are other things to worry about in the world! Thanks for reading! .ele.

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wordgirl 0

OP you are awesome. I love your reply here. FYL for sure, but from one mommy to another: you're gonna have that story to tell FOREVER, and you double-win anyway, because you have a child and kids are the icing on the cake in this world. Mine are the best thing that have ever happened to me. :)

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sparkleprincess 0

you should of never had to reply to justify yourself here.. people who dont have kids dont-have-a-clue. i have a 1 year old and made a horrifying discovery that she was hopping the baby gate first thing in the *morning* and walking down the stairs just like we do, one hand on the railing. anything is possible..

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sweetnsassybitch 1

no icecream? LOL you are one cool mama.....my kid would get more than no icecream! roflmao

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SoCalAngler 0

Thanks for clearing it up. Thank you husband! lol

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brasileira1 0

Thank you mommy (#69)! And belieeeeeeeve me, when she turns 18, I'll make sure that'll never die down. :) .ele.

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