By noway - 03/01/2014 11:03 - France - Cholet

Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 924
You deserved it 5 313

Same thing different taste

Top comments

blackman100 20

Make sure her middle name is Pack.

For the sake of your child I hope you change her mind

Comments

SierraAshlee 4

I have a friend named fanny. It's not too bad of a name...

No, it's not a bad name at all, but it is slang for butt, and apparently, according to other commenters, ******, depending on where you live, and kids will make fun of everything these days. Sure, if they don't name her Fanny, they will probably find something else to make fun of, but it's really a terrible thing to hate your name, you know?

How embarrassing naming you're child slang term for ****** sorry but you have to change it for you're child's sake

dianafefifofana 2

It's another name for a butt- not a ******...

Even though, in most places, it's a butt, I think it's ****** in a couple places?

I really don't see the problem, given the FML is set in France. It's a very common name here, and it doesn't have any gross meaning in french.

Is your last name McLovin ? It would still be better than my kid sisters English teacher whose last name was Lichker (pronounced licker) and decided to name her son.. Richard.

I have am aunt fanny. it's not a good name.

TheStruggles 6

Fanny is not such a bad name. I know many people named Fanny

We've got a Strip Club by that name around here - Fanny's.

Slightly_Flawed 5

Fanny is usually short for Frances so just make sure Frances is what goes on the birth certificate. Then your wife can call her Fanny but when she is older if she doesn't like it or gets teased she can use her full name.