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By Sam - 03/12/2011 10:03 - United States

Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML
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KailyKii 11

Kinda sounds like it's from a movie.

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Okayitwasme 0

As long as you were not drinking and driving. Sound like maybe he was too drunk to be walking.

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xrudeboyrock 29

lmfao. hopefully he was drunk enough that you can pass off his bruises as a bar fight or something.

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SirLongRod 0

Could have been worse. You could have hit her...

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meatsprayglove 1

Haha that's hilarious... Unless you serioulsly injured him... Than.. Oops that sucks

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Kingbreezy04 10

Haha I laughed so hard. Your an awesome friend

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ClearlyEpic 10

Hahahahahaha sounds like something that would happen to me

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LostRose22 2

Well...its the thought that counts lol...but wow.

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perdix 29

Accident? Right ;) That's a pretty disturbing way to get a girlfriend. (Although not altogether unclever.)

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UrCapsLockOn 12

what happens when he drunk stays till he's sobar .... nah ??

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