By Sam - 03/12/2011 10:03 - United States

Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML
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KailyKii 11

Kinda sounds like it's from a movie.

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Ilikeurfmls 13

The movie is called Homecoming! Look it up ^^

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gabrielbaby 9

You do realized that things in movies often simulate real life, just because it happened in a movie does not mean it didn't happen in real life.

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iluvcupkakes 0

He got hit by a car. It was probaly bad.

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KailyKii 11

Depends on how fast the car was going...

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wolfgold2 20

lets just say, his engine was busted

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sheethapins 13

"Speed bumps don't screa.... Keep going."

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Insane_Tea 15

F*ck your friend's life for potentially losing his girlfriend and getting hit with a car.

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katestrophic 6

Stella, another one of those damn kids jumped in front of my car!

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AliCat18 12

sounds like they weren't the only ones who were drunk!

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casey1021 0

Ha was you even more drunk? Bet sooo. Or he was committing suicide one!

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robertlovespi 3

Congrats on butchering the English language.

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