Health: Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles when my chain... - FML

By me - 11/11/2010 18:11 - United States

Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML

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By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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You deserved it 43 977

By parisite - 01/10/2010 08:35 - France

Today, I decided to get some exercise for the first time in months. I went to the store and bought a brand new bicycle and all the necessary paraphernalia. I drove a half hour to a bike trail, unloaded the bike, and started riding. 10 feet later, the chain snapped. FML

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Nature is harsh

By fallsdownplenty45 - 02/06/2009 11:08 - Taiwan

Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, my sock caught my chain and I flipped over my bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML

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You deserved it 6 759

By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Midland

Today, while BMXing I felt my chain break loose. I only looked down for a split second, and that's all it took for me to crash into a young scooter kid, breaking not only my own nose and elbow, but both his arms. FML

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You deserved it 1 578

Healthy lifestyle choices

By missy - 10/04/2009 08:17 - Italy

Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until my shorts ripped and I fell on the ground face first breaking my front tooth. I broke my tooth riding a bike that doesn’t even move. FML

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Sorry!

By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 14:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML

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You deserved it 4 928

Don't mind me

By Moon-chan - 30/06/2019 00:30 - Netherlands

Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML

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You deserved it 355

By crash - 22/05/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML

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You deserved it 8 909

By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 12:17

Today, I was having motorbike lessons. We were parked by the side of the circuit when one side of my gloves dropped on the ground. I tried to pick it up without getting off the bike. I lost balance, fell off the bike and the bike landed on my leg, trapping me. FML

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You deserved it 1 232

By karlajjjjj - 25/10/2013 12:19 - United Kingdom - Cold Ashby

Today, I was cycling home when I saw my sister, who lives a 4 hour drive away, walking past me on the path. I turned my head and called to her, causing me not to notice the pothole in front of me. My front wheel went in and I went over the handlebars. It wasn't even my sister. FML

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Fortuitous 0

Friday 12 November 2010 1:20

Looks like that situation slid out of control.

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 12 November 2010 1:43

OH SNAP.

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hcovballer247 0

Friday 12 November 2010 5:35

Ouch!!!

MrNoPants 0

Friday 12 November 2010 5:41

pictures or it never happened

datankiskool 0

Friday 12 November 2010 5:53

dude the sane thing happened to me I was racing and the chain slipped and had a huge gush on my arm, it happened over 6 weeks ago and it's still on and hurtsplus my brother ripped open the new skin while fighting and I have to start over

fishboy123 7

Friday 12 November 2010 5:53

try doin 20 on a bike and hitting a tree then sliding about 15ft through bushes on your face. ive done it, its not very fun.

Dragunov76 0

Friday 12 November 2010 6:12

I'd give that a 7.

Zya_fml 8

Friday 12 November 2010 6:25

ouchhhhhhhhh! ..hmm, there hasn't been many 'ydi' fmls lately

BradenLock 4

Friday 12 November 2010 6:28

lol

Jack1941 0

Friday 12 November 2010 6:30

I laughed a lot at your expense today, thanks!

fourloco 0

Friday 12 November 2010 7:10

What are you 6?

Jake951716 0

Friday 12 November 2010 7:43

ouch. happened to me last summer, except I was using a heavy bike going fast. it landed on me, and I slid sideways with a heavy thing on my leg for about 25ft.

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