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By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

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By elisabeth_pwnes - 16/03/2012 10:38 - Norway

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

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By PLU - 27/01/2011 00:57 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 175

By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 368

By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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You deserved it 4 684

By Anna - 02/07/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, I called back a number I recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was the number of my boyfriend's fiancé. I've been with him 4 years, he's been with her for 6. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

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You deserved it 4 975

By thatonegirl.SBS. - 29/09/2012 05:38 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML

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You deserved it 2 188

Jumping the gun

By just lookin out - 31/05/2023 03:00

Today, I saw my sister’s husband kissing another woman in a restaurant. I lost it, flipped their table, and got the cops called on all of us. Turns out they’re poly and she’s their third. Or she was going to be. My sister is now mad at me for “scaring her off”. My bad. FML

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You deserved it 1 222

By outoflove - 30/06/2014 21:06 - United States - Rockport

Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML

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You deserved it 4 412

By jill - 25/02/2014 16:59 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML

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You deserved it 8 184

Katt1 0

Monday 13 July 2009 12:06

Why would you slap him before you ask who the girl is? YDI.

MisfireCU 0

Monday 13 July 2009 12:09

Somebody has serious trust issues.

Comments

xxstealthxx 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 0:38

you deserved it, you overreacted

xTinyLovex 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 0:40

um, is your boyfriend not allowed to speak to a woman other than you ever again? way to be psycho. he'll dump you if he knows what's good for him.

zee209 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 0:44

Wow you're a bitch! Why wouldn't you ask him who the girl was first before jumping to conclusions?! YDI and I hope he breaks up with you.

AngryC4t 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:04

Ugh, I hate it when a girl's friends decide to take it upon themselves to be the one who makes sure her friend's relationship is okay. Stupid-ass ignorant preps who aren't even in a relationship themselves think that all men are cheating rapists. Idiot OP, YDI.

Muninn 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:05

Just like my ex used to stay up late talking to his "sister" on his cell. Interested in buying a bridge?

beethoven_fml 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:15

Um maybe you shouldn't be such a crazy bitch.

Kondustra 8

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:20

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muffinsareyummy 1

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:08

you have major jealousy issues. get those worked out and then try being in a relationship.

Jpinkkiss 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:57

dont be so clingy you have to give him some space just cuz he was out with a girl doesnt mean he is cheating but maybe he wouldve invited you if you werent so annoying and clingy and have jealousy issues lol :)