By iLuvsIt - 06/11/2012 09:32 - Australia - Belmont

Today, my friend joked to my co-workers that my kitty-cat of a husband was going to beat me for spending $200 on shoes. Later on, my rather large dog was so excited to see me when I walked in the door, he split my lip. Somehow, I don't think they'll believe me when I get to the office tomorrow. FML
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ebonyirony 29

200 for shoes is ridiculous for me. most I spent was 40.

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christyxbee 15

Dog-Gone it! Hope you feel better soon OP!

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ManInTheMachine 19

I don't think it's the split lip they'll be asking about. The double black eyes and neck brace, on the other hand, might raise some eyebrows.

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naughtylez82 4

And here I thought 55.00 was spending to much on a pair of converse.

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mvc3ftw 17

I spent about 65$ on vans.it's been almost2 and a half years and they are still good.I don't understand why someone would spend 200$ on a single pair of shoes.They better fly or something lol

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emeraldisle 30

It doesn't matter if they believe you or not. They're just joking about your hubby. Even if they don't believe you, you know what really happened.

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NagainaFier 16

Until/Unless someone reports him to the police. I dont know how it works in Australia, but where I live, if a police report is filed on domestic abuse, they HAVE to arrest the 'suspect', even if there isn't a mark on the 'victim'. I hope to God OP's Co workers know her husband is a 'kitty cat' and understood it was a joke...

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trellz17 19

Wow how convenient for that to happen at that moment. And it sucks cause they probably won't believe the truth.

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mimiminx 23

Here's hoping your dog doesn't chew those $200 shoes up!

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neilykins 29

Of my dog was a destructive dog, I would make sure I put those shoes high up. There would be no way my dog would be able to get them!

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WCARlover 34

I thought you were going to say the dog chewed up your shoes or something D: That would have been a bigger FML in my opinion

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unknown_user5566 26

Hopefully they believe it was your dog. If they actually think your husband would abuse you over shoes, that's a tad bit ridiculous.

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NagainaFier 16

You'd think so, but unfortunately spouses have abused their partners for much less.

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unknown_user5566 26

27- Unfortunately, you're right. It's sad to think that people are abused in their relationships, no matter the reason.

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Ks22 4

Who makes jokes about beating women?

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unknown_user5566 26

25- I was wondering that, too. I make some pretty borderline jokes sometimes, but never about spousal abuse. Not really a funny topic, IMO.

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Werken247 14

Thousands of battered women out there and I'm still eating mine plain.

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Dairyking 8

What's worse than finding 10 babies in one trash can? Finding one baby in 10 trash cans. ...Okay, so it's not a joke about beating your wife, but the point is that there are definitely worse things to joke about.

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