Money: Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting...

By notinthebutt - 14/06/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

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By Alexxicks - 05/03/2020 12:02

Today, I was asked a security question by my bank's app when I tried using it after a year. After two to three wrong attempts, I got it correct with the answer, "Myself." The question was, "Who was your childhood friend?" FML

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By JemapelleStupid - 27/04/2022 06:00

Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML

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By T. - 30/09/2010 14:07 - Australia

Today, after a promotion at work, my new manager made me reset my password for a website we use. To do so, I had to answer the secret question I’d set two years prior. The question was "What is your favorite activity?" The answer I had to type out in front of my manager was "Drinking." FML

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By nhanley1 - 02/04/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, my cell phone broke. It wouldn't even turn on. I went online to access my account so that I could order a new phone. I couldn't remember my password. The phone company had an option of "forgot my password". Upon clicking I get a message saying "Your password will be sent to your phone". FML

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By selmar wick - 03/12/2021 05:01 - Angola

Today, my bank sent me a message, saying that they'd disabled my account. To reactivate it, I need the account number, and I can't find it. FML

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Pile on

By BoCoMoGal - 13/05/2017 04:00

Today, my phone reset, wiping the touch ID on my credit card. I can't remember the password so I'm locked out. I tried "Forgot password", but you need to have the physical card. The card is tucked away in the bank lock box. The key to the lock box is packed in one of the 150 boxes we have prepped to move. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2016 01:07 - United States - Crown Point

Today, my mom called me in a panic because someone had hacked my phone and was sending her evil faces. They were emojis I'd accidentally butt-dialed. FML

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By Jordan - 29/05/2009 13:15 - United States

Today, my friend paypal'd me some money to tide me over until my school loans come through. For a transaction description, he wrote "to get back in that pussy game." It got red flagged, and I had to talk with three female customer service agents before it went through. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2022 02:00

Today, I work in a call centre for telecommunications and someone called in to ask about a payment on their account. I meant to ask them if they had checked their online banking statement, but instead I asked them if they had checked their online dating profile. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2014 07:19 - United States - Reno

Today, I spent well over an hour waiting for customer service to assist me with my forgotten password, only to realize, 5 minutes into the conversation, that I had never created an account in the first place. FML

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kathii01 20

Tuesday 14 June 2011 23:02

lol that's funny! YDI for making that song your security q & a

demolitionloverf 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 23:00

hahaja

Comments

massnerder420 4

Tuesday 14 June 2011 23:07

Hahahaha nice. I wouldve laughed so hard if I was the person asking you that.

kaileigh10 2

Tuesday 14 June 2011 23:07

What bank allows u to make up your own security question?

Sirin_fml 46

Tuesday 14 June 2011 23:10

Just about any worth banking with.

maz255 10

Wednesday 15 June 2011 1:58

SIIIRRINN!!!!!!

Tcaret300 12

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:27

I think sirin should get all her fmls posted automatically haha. and she's awesome XD great admin.

gorina 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 3:34

Yes, 14 could have never found out that information without help from a random person online. Google more, kiss ass less.

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 15 June 2011 4:18

Hahaha. Is #14 serious?!

gorina 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 9:14

Ever the assuming bitch as usual, Kay. If you're going to call someone out, at least be right on the shit coming out of your mouth. c: Are you done trying to rage at random people online, or does your Godzilla ego need another boost yet?

gorina 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 9:28

Oh, the irony of the hypocrite trying to call it on someone else. Hilarious.

gorina 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 9:29

Oh, and thanks for basically re-wording my comment and re-posting it. Don't start what you can't finish I suppose.

gorina 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 9:34

Poor baby. Just stop. You've already tried smacking me down verbally with encyclopedia sized "comebacks", and clearly you're simply doing nothing. Go rant to someone who might possibly respect you enough to apply what you think is advice.

Sirin_fml 46

Wednesday 15 June 2011 9:38

I'll thank you to grow up and stop arguing beneath my comment, gentlemen.

gorina 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 9:39

But that might involve Kay from not getting another ego swell, and we all know that can't happen.

Sirin_fml 46

Wednesday 15 June 2011 9:40

That was not a "please do", but simply a "do".

gorina 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 9:42

Odd. That /question/ mark must have been what threw me off. ;) Don't get your panties in a twist (you either, darling Kay) I wasn't trying to cause trouble to begin with, as bitchy as I sounded.