Love: Today, my friend set me up on a blind date, to get my mind off...

By Stickysituation - 23/01/2013 18:44 - United States - Depew

Today, my friend set me up on a blind date, to get my mind off having been recently broken up with. The guy was perfect: tall, muscular, handsome. But while we were watching a movie, I saw him dig around in his nose, then wipe his finger on my pants. FML

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By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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Bland date

By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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By Jill04 - 11/10/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML

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By lovelychris - 16/12/2012 19:15 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, my "friends" set me up on a blind date with a guy who according to their description, sounded perfect in just about every way. He turned out to be my obsessive ex, and this is their idea of a funny prank. FML

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By lonely - 04/04/2011 10:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I was excited about being set up on a blind date by one of my new co-workers. It turns out the guy she thought would be a "totally perfect match" for me is the ex who cheated on me. FML

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Self report

By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 09:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML

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By LoveSucks - 18/05/2019 21:54

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

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By SoccerBabe42 - 26/12/2011 12:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML

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Double standard

By Sara1990 - 23/08/2010 11:40 - Australia

Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML

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Classy

By dontask - 01/10/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML

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VannahJane 17

Wednesday 23 January 2013 23:35

And that is when you decide to get a refill on popcorn and never come back

James64138 26

Wednesday 23 January 2013 23:35

Oh, so that's something you're not supposed to do on a first date? That explains everything...

Comments

gregkingsley 4

Thursday 24 January 2013 0:00

I ain't saying he's a gold digger but he ain't messing with no................

brackaman 18

Thursday 24 January 2013 10:20

Tissue paper..?

AzWolf 5

Thursday 24 January 2013 0:07

Marking his territory???

GhostChickens 17

Thursday 24 January 2013 0:12

Why would anybody even do that?! If he picked his nose, I would have thought he'd at least be subtle about it. What kind of person thinks, "I'll wipe my gross nose babies on 'em and they'll love it!"? That's ridiculous.

crimsonlover4 31

Thursday 24 January 2013 2:26

Just wanted to let you know how awesome "nose babies" is as a nickname for boogies lol (I have never heard that one before). And I totally agree with you! Though I'm sure OP and any other sane person would have preferred him NOT to pick his nose, especially on a date! Did he think she was blind?! Lol

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 24 January 2013 4:58

It was probably a dark movie theatre. He probably thought she wouldn't see him do it. That is rude on multiple levels. He was being disrespectful as well as gross.

PenguinBitch 43

Thursday 24 January 2013 0:12

He thinks you're a gold digger. Since you didn't get turn on, you're fine. He trusts you now.

trollburger_fml 4

Thursday 24 January 2013 0:22

Damn right, a real player wont wipe his boogers in his Armani jeans. Why not make a smooth glide across your leg, acting all sexy, shame you noticed that he picked his nose though, overall I give it a 6/10 for the attempt.