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By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 00:14 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my friend texted me from a bar, saying they had just called my name in a raffle to win a trip to Aspen, CO. You had to be at the bar to claim the prize. I had left the bar half-an-hour earlier, not knowing they were even having a raffle. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2015 21:35 - United Kingdom - Stourport

Today, I won a meal for two in a raffle. I had no one to go with. FML

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By infortunatename - 01/08/2014 23:10 - United States

Today, I won a big raffle. However, my name is so ridiculous-sounding that they thought someone was playing a prank, and pulled a different ticket. I was too embarrassed to say anything. FML

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By Rhea - 28/10/2009 11:00 - Australia

Today, I won a raffle organised by a friend. I discovered one of the "prizes" was actually a present that I had given to her, that she had "loved". When I asked her where she had gotten it, she said, "Oh, just some crap someone gave me once." She didn't even remember that I had given it to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 11:39 - Canada

Today, I won $200 a contest at a bar. The manager took me to a vault where money collected from the strippers go into a pool. He told me that at least half of the bills were slid through a strippers butt crack so I was to "choose wisely". FML

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By unlucky - 16/12/2010 04:08 - United States

Today, I went with my sister to her company Christmas party. They had a gift raffle, my number was called and I won $25 for a local restaurant. A few moments later, the manager came over and said, "You don't work here? You can't have that" and took it from me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 19:01 - United States - Bainbridge Island

Today, I drove 3 hours to the Capitol and back to cash my winning scratch ticket of $2000. When I got there, it was pointed out to me that it wasn't in fact a winning ticket. I'd already planned a weekend vacation at an adventure park the next state over. I’m flat broke and rent is due. FML

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By notsolucky - 28/08/2013 21:47 - United States - Stamford

Today, I won a lottery at my local grocery store. Excited, I went to claim my prize, only to discover it was a bottle of red wine. I'm a recovering alcoholic. FML

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By drunkennight - 23/11/2009 03:45 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then goes on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 03:14 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My best friend decided to have a birthday party for me at this new bar. She texted the wrong address to all of my friends. They showed up at a computer store. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 16:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a bar with some friends when my wife texted me asking where I was. Not wanting her to know I was at a bar, I told her I was still at work. She was sitting in the booth behind me. FML

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Stylux_fml 16

Tuesday 15 October 2013 8:42

If you didn't even know there was a raffle, then how were you entered in it? Surely you would remember if you put your name down for something like that?

dRpRdP 8

Tuesday 15 October 2013 8:45

lol.. you think that's true? ur friends are probably trolling you..

Comments

Imaginationn 6

Tuesday 15 October 2013 14:29

Hopefully your friends were just pulling your leg. If not then that really sucks

Rattlehead358 8

Tuesday 15 October 2013 15:09

Bliiiitz

WellThatSucked89 13

Tuesday 15 October 2013 16:16

Thank God someone posted this!!!! I totally thought of it immediately! Haha.

Rattlehead358 8

Tuesday 15 October 2013 17:56

Theres no better description than the curse of the blitz

yeongji 31

Tuesday 15 October 2013 15:32

If I was your friend, I would have made an excuse that you just went to the washroom or something (if you live close enough to make it back to the bar in a matter of 5 minutes).

KaylaTackett 18

Tuesday 15 October 2013 15:45

That's too bad, Aspen is beautiful.

kernelkat 16

Tuesday 15 October 2013 16:32

Yeah I don't like those have to be present to win ones. If you win you win

Pandamahn 5

Tuesday 15 October 2013 16:50

Surely this must be your friends playing a prank on you!

bitter28 1

Tuesday 15 October 2013 17:09

So I did know the bar was having a raffle - I filled out my own ballot! They drew three names for a chance to win tickets to the Superbowl and after that I left, not knowing they were drawing for other prizes. My boyfriend left with me and also did not know the raffle was not done. My friends said they were "surprised" we left early when there was another draw. But apparently didn't feel the need to say anything. When I wasn't there to claim the prize, they drew another name.

chilevmv 7

Tuesday 15 October 2013 17:29

Colorado - mountains - snow. Bad baseball team. Nothing to see here

Frostie13 11

Tuesday 15 October 2013 19:35

that shit always happens to me but on the first day of school this year they did another without me knowing and I won a $50 iTunes gift card... I had just got a android the day before