By jakeson12 - 24/11/2012 00:38 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML
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Lucious306 7

Never let friends use your phone. Sometimes they play around too much

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tsent8 15

Damn! Not only did he make you the most hated man on earth he also made everyone think your in pre-k! That bastard!

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plaguer 26

Do you mean people with think he's in pre-k because of the spelling? Because in that case you're going to be there with him.

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littlemsweirdo 12

Your? Prepare for death by grammar nazis! (: lol

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tsent8 15

I just realized I practically signed up for death by firing squad.

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wickedninja918 1

why would you do that when you could've signed up for leathal injection... much less painfull (or so they say)

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skullofdarkness 18

No, that's just a lie spread by sociopathic politicians. It's far more painful to go by lethal injections, but it's cleaner, and not as graphically violent to watch. It allows the family of a victim the closure of watching the killer die, without the PTSD from watching the killer's brains splatter against the wall.

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gabe222 25

Personally, I'd prefer the brain splatter. Justice has been served on a silver platter.

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tsent8 15

I don't think there would be enough to put on a silver platter when the grammar nazis get done.

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saIty 17

If you want people to listen start with "I shouldn't be telling you this but.." Works every time.

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klorehore 24

if you can't convince him to talk to your girlfriend, then confront him about the situation using a camera or simply a voice recording device and lure a confession out of him. Yep, I just watched a crime show.

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newburton13 26

Well, I think a camera confession and Japanese torture methods are in order.

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Instagrants 8

You should convince your friend to explain it to everyone, given that it's his actions that got you into this mess. After that, you should seriously reconsider your friendship because, not going to lie, he doesn't seem to understand what's a joke and what's not even remotely funny. I just wonder why nobody will believe your side of the story? Surely your girlfriend should trust you enough to believe you if you say it wasn't you.

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MedChew 19

Convince him? I'd grab him by the collar and drag him/her all the way to her doorstep.

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wickedninja918 1

nah if I were op the so called "friend" would probably be in the damn hospital so I would have to convince her to go there

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winkydog4056 16

Is that your genius spelling on your post or your friend's!? If it's yours, no wonder she won't listen.

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white16sox 19

It wouldn't get through moderation if OP did it out of stupidity. That's why it's in quotes, it means OP is quoting his friend.

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skullofdarkness 18

Which seems pretty legit. Only way I see a guy seriously saying that shit to his gf would be if he's drunk, in which case his spelling wouldn't be very good. Thus, the friend is either smart and completely evil for having put that much thought into it, or just a dumb ******* asshole.

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ICastillo 24

Damn your friend deserves a swift kick to the dick.... maybe two?

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TheNewGuy03 28

Murder should be legal for situations such as these. He really needs to go on a blind date with a chainsaw -- if not for shafting the relationship to the point of no return, then for putting words such as "slampiece" into your mouth.

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