Miscellaneous: Today, my friend thought it would be funny to dress in all black...

By Anonymous - 03/10/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to dress in all black with a ski mask and use my spare key to break into my house as a joke. He though it was even funnier when I jumped out the window and broke my leg. FML

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By nic - 01/04/2009 20:06 - United States

Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors in my friend's apartment while he was sleeping and saran wrap the outside of his bedroom doorway so he would smack into it. Instead, he jumped out the window and broke his leg. FML

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By valene5687 - 27/01/2016 05:20 - United States - Gretna

Today, I was locked out of my house. With no other available option, I decided to try and ninja my way through a window. However, as it turns out, I would make a terrible ninja. I now have a sprained ankle and a broken window. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

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By chinchilla4404 - 02/08/2011 14:17 - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 03:23 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my friend told me he had just robbed a bank and needed a place to hide. Thinking he was joking, I let him in so we could hang out. 15 minutes later, the cops storm into my apartment. Now I'm an accomplice in a crime I thought was a joke. FML

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By doneanddone - 28/02/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2012 23:12 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, I wanted nothing more than to go home and get into bed. While I was unlocking my front door, the flimsy key snapped off inside the lock. A locksmith was called out, who did nothing but sadistically guffaw at my misfortune and crack sarcastic jokes as he undid the lock. FML

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By Misterhippo - 02/09/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2016 16:27 - United States - Bedford

Today, I was working out and doing box jumps. My friend thought it would be funny to kick the box aside as I tried to jump onto it. Now I have 2 broken teeth. FML

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By Ashley - 07/10/2013 06:11 - United States - Belmont

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted. I was going to say "F*ck you" and "I will kill you". It came out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing. FML

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TheKingDon 2

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:08

You should have legally killed him. That would show him not to make stupid ******* jokes.

xxmollyxx 25

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:07

Well, that is funny :P

Comments

AtoZnumbersand_ 1

Sunday 4 October 2009 2:03

YDI for being a wimp.

shirmk 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 2:19

I feel like I have heard this before.

dsnke1 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 2:23

shoulda shot him, i believe that would be a self defense and his dumbass wouldnt be laughing no more

himynameisadam 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 2:31

do you have no other doors in your home? moron YDI without a doubt.

stupiddumbblonde 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 2:35

in Soviet Russia, the window jumps out of you!

Billiebeachbabe 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 2:56

that's so funny!!!!

ScaryPants3 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 3:11

Holy shit, that comment just made me lmao. I am looking forward to the day that fml shows up.

oboo15161 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 3:25

ahahahahahahahahaahahaha im sorry. that made me laugh so hard.

no1willknow88 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 3:31

he is lucky you didnt hit him with a baseball bat or shoot him, next time someone "breaks" into your house be up on your defense instead of jumping out a window.

himynameisadam 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 14:23

I'm pretty sure if he shot him before even seeing who he is, and he died, then he could and would get sued by his friends family and they would most likely win. He could've used a bat though.