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By BlownAway - 01/12/2017 11:54 - United States - Howell

Today, my friend told me that he got the best blowjob he's ever received in his life...from my sister. FML
I agree, your life sucks 108
You deserved it 11
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PhantomCrevan 8

Okay, I'd probably get pissed at him, not for the sex part (assuming said sex was consensual and uninfluenced) but for having the ******* nerves to TALK about it. To anyone. I'd definitely be making it clear that if he told anyone else, he won't be able to find a place to hide when I found out.

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Leeono 26

I agree your life sucks...so does your sister....oh come on it was right there, and if I didn’t say it Richardpencil will!

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PhantomCrevan 8

Okay, I'd probably get pissed at him, not for the sex part (assuming said sex was consensual and uninfluenced) but for having the ******* nerves to TALK about it. To anyone. I'd definitely be making it clear that if he told anyone else, he won't be able to find a place to hide when I found out.

4 1
Leeono 26

I agree your life sucks...so does your sister....oh come on it was right there, and if I didn’t say it Richardpencil will!

2 1