Miscellaneous: Today, my friend was saying how her "nano" died. I quickly responded...

By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, my friend was saying how her "nano" died. I quickly responded by saying, "So? Recharge it." Turns out she didn't say "nano"; she'd said "nana." FML

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Same thing different taste

By unexpected_failure - 22/11/2010 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was showing my Mom how to use the Internet on her phone. As there was bad reception, it said "Unexpected Failure." Seeing it, she muttered under her breath, "Just like you, then..." FML

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LOL

By iPhonekid - 27/05/2012 07:19 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 15:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano iPod, I decided to bang my old iPod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML

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I loved that little guy!

By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 02:00

Today, I thought my coworker had confided to me that a close friend had died too soon, but it turns out she'd just ruined an expensive pan. We talked for 10 minutes and she cried. FML

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You deserved it 107

By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML

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You deserved it 40 192

Foot in mouth

By Noname - 24/02/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, one of my closest friends and I got into a fight. She ended the conversation with, "My grandma just had a stroke. Bye." I didn't believe her so I replied "That's great. Bye." Turns out her Grandma is in the hospital in critical condition. FML

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You deserved it 57 594

By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML

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You deserved it 10 955

By Anonymous - 06/04/2015 03:31 - United States - New Britain

Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML

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You deserved it 5 130

By Mandy - 01/03/2009 14:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was drunk at my nan's birthday party. My boyfriend texted me asking if I could go out, to which I replied "No, I'm at my nan's house." He then dumped me, calling me a 'cheating whore.' I was confused, until I realised I'd misspelt nan and said "No, I'm at my man's house." FML

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You deserved it 46 765

By Virginiedetibo - 22/10/2011 02:09 - France

Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

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yojoeletsmakeout 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 12:23

at least you didn't tell her to forget about it and get a new one.

RyanRaygun 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 12:21

You can probably charge those, too.

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IMz0r 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 6:26

#26: BIG HAR HAR HERE It was decent

Lovebug_Campbell 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 6:37

Aww. Well, maybe if she plugs her nana into the wall, she'll recharge Frankenstein-style.

TurtleLG 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:47

hahahhaha rechargable nana's 25% off

kaylaella 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 0:13

LMAOOO ! i agree with #3

jamajuice46 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 22:43

This is so funny. Hahahahaha.

Bllasae 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 0:11

Lol @#2.

brittanysrave 0

Monday 15 June 2009 11:48

I agree with #48

lacrossedude319 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 4:20

Doesn't quite work that way with people

MDMA_fml 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 12:19

I laughed. And now I feel like a bad person.

iFruit 0

Friday 21 August 2009 21:32

If you didn't say to recharge it, you would have sounded even worse.

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Same thing different taste

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I loved that little guy!

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