Miscellaneous: Today, my friend was saying how her "nano" died. I quickly responded...

By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, my friend was saying how her "nano" died. I quickly responded by saying, "So? Recharge it." Turns out she didn't say "nano"; she'd said "nana." FML

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By unexpected_failure - 22/11/2010 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was showing my Mom how to use the Internet on her phone. As there was bad reception, it said "Unexpected Failure." Seeing it, she muttered under her breath, "Just like you, then..." FML

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LOL

By iPhonekid - 27/05/2012 07:19 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 15:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano iPod, I decided to bang my old iPod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML

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I loved that little guy!

By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 02:00

Today, I thought my coworker had confided to me that a close friend had died too soon, but it turns out she'd just ruined an expensive pan. We talked for 10 minutes and she cried. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML

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Foot in mouth

By Noname - 24/02/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, one of my closest friends and I got into a fight. She ended the conversation with, "My grandma just had a stroke. Bye." I didn't believe her so I replied "That's great. Bye." Turns out her Grandma is in the hospital in critical condition. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2015 03:31 - United States - New Britain

Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML

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By Mandy - 01/03/2009 14:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was drunk at my nan's birthday party. My boyfriend texted me asking if I could go out, to which I replied "No, I'm at my nan's house." He then dumped me, calling me a 'cheating whore.' I was confused, until I realised I'd misspelt nan and said "No, I'm at my man's house." FML

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By Virginiedetibo - 22/10/2011 02:09 - France

Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

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yojoeletsmakeout 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 12:23

at least you didn't tell her to forget about it and get a new one.

RyanRaygun 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 12:21

You can probably charge those, too.

Comments

Hockeylover87_71 0

Monday 24 August 2009 8:49

lol at #8!!!!

ErinLJ 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 5:08

Hahahaha if only nanas could be recharged .....

Sigurjon 0

Friday 23 October 2009 22:48

Hahahaha

adden 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 6:02

ouch haha

doorbellgirl 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 23:59

call my grandma meema cuz web my six was a baby my mom called my grandma and said hi it's me ma and then my sister said I want to talk to meema and that is how we got meema no I'm not from the south

Compass 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 15:02

It's a good thing she wasn't speaking Spanish, you might have misheard it as enano (short person). Especially creepy because all the servants I've seen in Mexico are small. Fun fact: When building a living area meant for people of upper classes, they usually build a room and bathroom for the servant to live there.

campbellshayla73 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:01

oh I think u nights lost a friend on dat 1

Goaliefriend 5

Friday 29 April 2011 0:00

Ohhh shit

PopRocks14 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 17:39

I dont understand why people said this is your fault. I bet right after you said that she/he was like what? "Oops sorry thought you said nano" problem?