Miscellaneous: Today, my friend was showing me pictures of her and her family....

By Sam - 01/02/2010 05:45 - United States

Today, my friend was showing me pictures of her and her family. I told her to stop at one of the pictures. I started laughing my back off and said that she looked grotesque. She asked me if I was serious, I swore that I was. It was actually a picture of her sister, who died 1 year ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 10:00 - United States - East Islip

Today, a relative showed me a picture of her phone. I also saw a picture of her husband, a friend, sleeping. He looked like he was dead to the world. I asked, jokingly, "Why is there a picture of a dead guy on your phone?" Turns out it was her father, who is in the hospital, and dying any day now. FML

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By thanatophobia - 15/03/2010 00:20 - France

Today, my deranged coworker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was at his funeral. FML

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By Rhinobro01 - 27/07/2019 10:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was at a friend's house when his dad told me that he had Photoshopped his face onto a woman's body. I looked at the photo and said it was gross, disgusting, and weird. Later on, my friend told me that the photo was actually a picture of his dad's twin sister. FML

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By One less friend... - 17/05/2018 13:00 - United States - Schnecksville

Today, thinking my ex-gothic friend was going through another "wear all black" phase, I walked up to her and jokingly asked who died. Her father. Her father died. FML

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By elizabethyeo - 20/02/2012 10:01 - Australia

Today, I was speaking to an old friend and I asked her how her mother was. She replied, "She passed away, you came to her funeral last month." FML

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By fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2020 17:00

Today, I was sitting in my garden with my younger sister when she told me that she'd found pictures of me from a decade ago. She also told me that I've changed a lot over the years, because back then I was still pretty. My neighbours overheard it and started laughing out loud. FML

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By seamonkeys - 21/03/2013 09:42 - United States

Today, a pregnant friend who is due in 2 weeks posted a picture of a baby on Facebook. I commented congratulations. She's still pregnant. It was a picture of her baby who died 3 years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 03:54 - United States

Today, my friend showed me a creepy piece of artwork he'd drawn. I laughed and said that it would give me nightmares, meaning it as a compliment. Turns out, this one was in honor of his dead grandmother, who'd raised him. FML

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By pinecones - 02/02/2015 14:25 - United Kingdom

Today, my coworker said that she suddenly got the shivers. I jokingly told her that it meant she must be being watched by a dead person and made stupid ghost noises. She then told me it was the anniversary of her dad's death and burst into tears. FML

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uxoriouswidow 0

Monday 1 February 2010 12:14

Well, that was stupid, wasn't it?

ilovepink07 0

Monday 1 February 2010 12:29

Even if that was her in the picture, why would you call her ugly right in her face like that? Some friend you are.

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nonameLiz 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 2:21

I hope you burn in hell you ****** peice of shit

xzomgashley 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 2:23

YDI. Ever heard if think before you speak? Do it next time. fail.

glostik 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 2:47

That's weird, grotesque is one of my vocabulary words... :P

twitter101 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:07

sad!!!! :-(

exquisite 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 4:43

You are an idiot!

hartattack4k 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 4:45

wow ur so mean, y the he'll would u do that, prick

xXSmilezXX 7

Tuesday 2 February 2010 5:11

it's not like she knew it was her sis and that she died

dphilipson12 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 5:21

you need to **** yourself with a hot iron rod you sick asshole.

mckkayua 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 5:34

what does OP stand for?

OPofthispost 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 6:14

People ur a bunch of MORONSSS ur comments made me laugh my brains off don't u get that I thought it was my friend in the picture??

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