By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 02:43 - United States - Boston

Today, my friendly neighbor asked me to check in on his apartment every few days while he's gone on vacation. You can imagine my horror when I walked in for the first time and found out he's a snake breeder. Twelve more days to go. FML
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amdraxx 1

Do a count each time you arrive and each time you leave. Nobody likes a loose snake

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IvyOswin 17

Now's your chance to learn if you're an heir of Slytherin!

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heryseshta 9

I would love it if that happened to me! Snakes are amazing creatures and most are harmless. I can't understand why so many people are terrified of them.

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xebi 4

Same here #60 (and the same goes for spiders). My husband is terrified of snakes and can't even look at a picture of one.

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jdcg116 10

Nice pair of boots just waiting to happen if they get loose. :-)

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thes7274473 19

Sounds fun to me! Just don't do anything stupid and make sure none of them get loose.

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demonfacee 14

Sometimes, we have to face our fears and right now is one of those times.

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samm63 4

I've had a snake for years. They can go months without eating. A large bowl of water will last them a week if it's not too dry in the house. If he's a breeder he probably has musters in the tanks to spritz them on a timer. They would be perfectly fine for 12 days with nothing done.

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Levvy 22

"You can imagine my horror..." Were they in enclosures, rather than freely roaming the building? If so, then no, I can't really say I can.

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amazinghermit 14

Find a friend who likes snakes. Buy lots of doll sweaters. Put on all the snakes. Profit. "Why are they wearing sweaters?! They dont even have arms!"

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