Animals: Today, my friendly neighbor asked me to check in on his apartment...

By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 02:43 - United States - Boston

Today, my friendly neighbor asked me to check in on his apartment every few days while he's gone on vacation. You can imagine my horror when I walked in for the first time and found out he's a snake breeder. Twelve more days to go. FML

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By Katie - 20/02/2011 08:35 - Reserved

Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 17:35 - Canada

Today, I tried to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, and I happen to have a snake and a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He opened the door just as my lizard fell between my boobs. He had to help me get it out. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 17:22 - United States

Today, I went to the pet store to get mice for my mom's snakes. While checking out, the guy working behind the register asked what kind of snakes I had. I told him they were my mom's and he mentioned this crazy woman that talks to her snakes. That's my mom. FML

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Not on a plane

By Surewhatever - 16/10/2019 14:01

Today, when I warned my guests to check the toilet for snakes, I meant it. FML

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Awwww, how sweet!

By Justin - 25/07/2020 20:00

Today, after having a 3-day vacation and feeling a bit bummed that it was over, I got home to find a black widow watching her babies hatch in my office window. FML

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By Where is the faith in Humanity - 07/11/2013 23:08 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I was in my room playing with my pet. I told my snake, "Who needs friends when I have you?" Through the wall I heard my neighbors say, "You do." I've never met my neighbors. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 03:48 - United States

Today, my roomate informed me that her snake was missing in our apartment again. Apparently, I need to be careful because the snake's attracted to blood. I'm on my period. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2011 18:52 - Macedonia

Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML

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By afraidtosleep - 13/10/2012 06:35 - United States - Houston

Today, as I was rushing to get out for work, I opened my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't find it. I'm scared to go to sleep. FML

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Psssssych!

By Welcome to Florida - 20/07/2017 13:01

Today, my son's glasses were missing. My bathroom is not well lit, but I noticed something sticking out from under the toilet seat. I excitedly grabbed it, thinking I saw the band of the glasses. Nope, it was a snake. FML

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amdraxx 1

Thursday 20 November 2014 10:42

Do a count each time you arrive and each time you leave. Nobody likes a loose snake

IvyOswin 17

Thursday 20 November 2014 10:45

Now's your chance to learn if you're an heir of Slytherin!

Comments

0o0o0 9

Monday 1 December 2014 7:27

Why would it bother you that your neighbor is a snake breeder?

australianchick 8

Friday 5 December 2014 14:59

Suck it up. I have a pet snake and they're fine!

Foxrabbit 9

Saturday 3 January 2015 5:01

Well, It would have been nice for him to warn you. At least you don't have to feed them.

repKyle95 24

Sunday 11 January 2015 8:14

I fail to see the problem here other than that you have an irrational fear.

kimmy88 3

Sunday 25 January 2015 14:32

wow. thats scary. lol

childproofpizza 19

Tuesday 9 May 2017 14:52

Idk why but I'm not scared of snakes. I've been bit and I was fine (not venomous) it didnt rly hurt so ig I didnt care after that, same as how you dont fear your own cat tryna bite you after you see it doesn't hurt.