Animals: Today, my friendly neighbor asked me to check in on his apartment...

By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 02:43 - United States - Boston

Today, my friendly neighbor asked me to check in on his apartment every few days while he's gone on vacation. You can imagine my horror when I walked in for the first time and found out he's a snake breeder. Twelve more days to go. FML

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By Katie - 20/02/2011 08:35 - Reserved

Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 17:35 - Canada

Today, I tried to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, and I happen to have a snake and a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He opened the door just as my lizard fell between my boobs. He had to help me get it out. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 17:22 - United States

Today, I went to the pet store to get mice for my mom's snakes. While checking out, the guy working behind the register asked what kind of snakes I had. I told him they were my mom's and he mentioned this crazy woman that talks to her snakes. That's my mom. FML

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Not on a plane

By Surewhatever - 16/10/2019 14:01

Today, when I warned my guests to check the toilet for snakes, I meant it. FML

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Awwww, how sweet!

By Justin - 25/07/2020 20:00

Today, after having a 3-day vacation and feeling a bit bummed that it was over, I got home to find a black widow watching her babies hatch in my office window. FML

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By Where is the faith in Humanity - 07/11/2013 23:08 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I was in my room playing with my pet. I told my snake, "Who needs friends when I have you?" Through the wall I heard my neighbors say, "You do." I've never met my neighbors. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 03:48 - United States

Today, my roomate informed me that her snake was missing in our apartment again. Apparently, I need to be careful because the snake's attracted to blood. I'm on my period. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2011 18:52 - Macedonia

Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML

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By afraidtosleep - 13/10/2012 06:35 - United States - Houston

Today, as I was rushing to get out for work, I opened my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't find it. I'm scared to go to sleep. FML

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By Welcome to Florida - 20/07/2017 13:01

Today, my son's glasses were missing. My bathroom is not well lit, but I noticed something sticking out from under the toilet seat. I excitedly grabbed it, thinking I saw the band of the glasses. Nope, it was a snake. FML

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Thursday 20 November 2014 10:42

Do a count each time you arrive and each time you leave. Nobody likes a loose snake

IvyOswin 17

Thursday 20 November 2014 10:45

Now's your chance to learn if you're an heir of Slytherin!

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prussiawhore 14

Thursday 20 November 2014 13:01

What if he's not a snake breeder. What if you're letting his house be over run by wild or misplaced snakes.

assh0l3 4

Thursday 20 November 2014 14:16

Well good thing snakes eat about once a week. Only have to feed them once. But I'd love going there. Just make sure you ask which ones bite (; I'm guessing most won't tho.

_Lenah_ 20

Thursday 20 November 2014 14:30

Well, as long as they're not venomous, you're fine. If they're ball pythons, then I'm super jealous. But FYL for your neighbour not telling you first. That was very irresponsible of him.

Merridew 8

Thursday 20 November 2014 14:54

Start planning the revenge. You may think of some big hairy spiders, nasty rats etc. Pet them, choose a place for your vacation and don't forget to ask your kind neighbour to check in on your appartment.

Sansa_fml 38

Thursday 20 November 2014 16:50

Well I think snakes are awesome, but I do understand that most people don't share my ideas. It could be worse, if he'd asked you to feed them rats or anything.

DARKDAY07 16

Thursday 20 November 2014 17:03

Well if u don't like snakes I'll watch the app

PANDORUM89 21

Thursday 20 November 2014 17:23

He definitely should have told you however I personally find that exciting as I own two snakes myself. Lucky you!

Demonface54 20

Thursday 20 November 2014 17:32

I don't think he's doing that legally. I would get out of there.

_Bair_K_ 11

Thursday 20 November 2014 18:08

I hope someone's taking care of them. Most adult snakes can eat every two weeks, but as a breeder he may have youngsters that should be fed more often!