By nekkidness - 21/11/2012 21:06 - United States - Carthage

Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML
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emoshadow47 9

That would have been somethin epic to have on film

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greeneye_fml 12

I wish something like that would happen at one of my lame ass family reunions.

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jman1989 1

Either your friend or you stole this from American Dad.

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redhedsaysrawr 18

You know, you just created a great memory for them. "Remember the year that drunk guy ran in the middle of Earl's speech screaming about how pixies stole his penis? Good times..."

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badactor009 0

I hate penis stealing pixies. I do a naked run around the neighborhood once a week. Other than that I usually wear my thong, welding helmet and swim fins around town (speargun optional).

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DinosaurTacoTime 18

I saw this the other night on American Dad. Difference is instead of pixies she said raccoons.

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HunterAlpha1 8

well? did they?

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ohSNAPyall 26

Detachable penis... detachable penis...

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Nyo84 8

Just wanted to let you know that your comment made me laugh harder than most of the FMLs on here.

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d_man_0032 3

I hope they were not eating sausage with their meal.

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