By Anonymous - 08/10/2012 22:27 - Canada - Truro

Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answered, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 724
You deserved it 40 599

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I think you know you deserved that one...don't think the kid did though.

unknown_user5566 26

He got to see the goods without even taking you to dinner first? Score 1 for he neighbor boy.

Comments

geod69 8

At least it wasn't his older sister

Funny, a recent FML told a similar story from the pizza guys perspective. As I recall he didn't appreciate some strangers giggle-parts being burned into his retina.

If I remember correctly, that was because it was a morbidly obese teenager with really bad body acne.

Are you an attractive female? Because you may have just made that boys day.

dougierocks 13

I only answer the door naked for Mormons...

Look through the peep hole damn it. Stop scaring little kids

KiddNYC1O 20

Your picture is what paradise looks like to me.

tsent8 15

Well it wasn't the pizza guy but that kid sure did see all of your Canadian bacon

KiddNYC1O 20

If I ever own a pizza shop, I'd name a pie the birthday suit pizza in your honor.

FlyMeAway 2

I'm pretty sure you are asking for a YDI.