By Anonymous - 08/10/2012 22:27 - Canada - Truro

Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answered, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML
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Jeffo193 13

I think you know you deserved that one...don't think the kid did though.

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unknown_user5566 26

He got to see the goods without even taking you to dinner first? Score 1 for he neighbor boy.

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karen1991 15

You know, u could have made sure it was the pizza guy before opening the door..check who it is at the window..door peep hole..or simply ask WHO IS IT???? ..then open the door.

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WritingWrongs 8

Even still, why would you want to expose yourself to some poor unsuspecting delivery guy?

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gabrayal 10

Peek hole next time just to make sure?

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tswizz 13

That kids gonna look back on this when he's older and think he's an absolute legend.

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WritingWrongs 8

I doubt it. More like: that kids gonna look back on this when he's older and think he had the weirdest neighbor

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Tolarie 13

I would definitely try and remember to use the peephole first next time! (Although hopefully there will be no next time lol)

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perdix 29

Congrats, you've just given that boy masturbation material for life!!! Unless you are hideous, in which case, you've scrambled the poor little guy's sexuality.

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enormouselephant 15

Perdix, I plan to scramble your sexuality, but in the absolute kinkiest of ways.

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unknown_user5566 26

... Am I interrupting something, you two?

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kyat288 9

Ummm, don't you have a peephole or a window to look out to see if it's someone such as a police officer or your mom?

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thathipsterchick 2

That poor child. YDI for not looking through the peep hole.

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perdix 29

Something got raised and it sure wasn't funds. Even little boys get boners fom seeing naked ladies. Hope that makes your evening, pedo.

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Snoopy0718 14

What if op Is a guy? The kid is going to need therapy

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perdix 29

#28, I'd bet heavily that the OP and her friends are all girls. If she's the fat one covered in body acne from a few weeks ago, the kid would need therapy for sure.

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