Kids: Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza...

By Anonymous - 08/10/2012 22:27 - Canada - Truro

Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answered, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2020 23:01

Today, my girlfriends dared me to answer the door naked to the cute pizza delivery guy. He laughed it off and thanked me for the awesome tip. An hour later, police arrived because my nosy, frigid, couldn’t-get-laid-in-a-brothel neighbour reported me for public indecency. FML

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By anonymous - 16/11/2011 03:17 - Canada

Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML

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By guessthatsatrickthen - 31/10/2015 17:19 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I opened the door to what I thought would be a group of trick or treaters. It was actually a naked man. He wanted to come in. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 00:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, my friends and I decided to prank the pizza guy. Once he rang the doorbell, I jumped out of the bushes wearing a scary mask and holding a fake dagger. He almost instantly whipped out a Taser and got me right in the collarbone. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

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By mapleleafs34 - 17/01/2010 19:24 - United States

Today, I realized that the only boy that shows up at my door is the pizza boy. FML

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By nekkidness - 21/11/2012 21:06 - United States - Carthage

Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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By NoSpirit - 01/11/2012 08:20

Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child who repeatedly pressed the doorbell until I showed up, I quickly opened the door and yelled "Boo!" The child ended up being carried away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML

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Jeffo193 13

Tuesday 9 October 2012 8:51

I think you know you deserved that one...don't think the kid did though.

unknown_user5566 26

Tuesday 9 October 2012 8:52

He got to see the goods without even taking you to dinner first? Score 1 for he neighbor boy.

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cantWin19 8

Wednesday 10 October 2012 5:04

Don't be dumb and that wouldn't of happened.

anonimeeeee_fml 18

Wednesday 10 October 2012 5:51

OP: "Well hello there" (sees boy)" uh may I help you?" Boy: Stares at OP. "I'm here to uh, fundraise for. . ." Gets a bulge in his pants. OP: Sees his boner. "Here $50 for the fundraiser. Have a good day" Shuts door Boy: Stands looking at the door and remembers that his goal has now been accomplished.

skysull19 4

Wednesday 10 October 2012 6:16

I hope you donated

toxic_love_sick 0

Wednesday 10 October 2012 10:05

Why would you do that?!

Tristessa18 4

Wednesday 10 October 2012 15:27

It's people like this that make me lose faith in humanity.

laden_swallow09 34

Wednesday 10 October 2012 18:51

Peer pressure is a bitch, ain't it? Since that's the case, SLAP THE HO! You don't need to accept a dare that's so obviously idiotic and potentially harmful to yourself and/or others. Though I'm curious… what'd you get for showing up your friend in his dare? More liquor?

Lycanian 3

Wednesday 10 October 2012 22:19

Let's hope you were shaved. Poor kid. Also, are you a ****? Why would you even do that in the first place.

Shiifti 1

Thursday 11 October 2012 0:18

Why'd this stuff never happen when I used to deliver pizza :( lol

NigerianMedicine 11

Thursday 11 October 2012 0:39

"Today, I was out, going door-to-door for a school fundraiser. When I rang my neighbor's doorbell, she answered the door completely naked. I don't know what's worse. The fact she answered the door naked, or that she screamed "It's a little boy!" when she slammed the door in my face. I'm in high school. FML."