Kids: Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza...

By Anonymous - 08/10/2012 22:27 - Canada - Truro

Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answered, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2020 23:01

Today, my girlfriends dared me to answer the door naked to the cute pizza delivery guy. He laughed it off and thanked me for the awesome tip. An hour later, police arrived because my nosy, frigid, couldn’t-get-laid-in-a-brothel neighbour reported me for public indecency. FML

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By anonymous - 16/11/2011 03:17 - Canada

Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML

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By guessthatsatrickthen - 31/10/2015 17:19 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I opened the door to what I thought would be a group of trick or treaters. It was actually a naked man. He wanted to come in. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 00:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, my friends and I decided to prank the pizza guy. Once he rang the doorbell, I jumped out of the bushes wearing a scary mask and holding a fake dagger. He almost instantly whipped out a Taser and got me right in the collarbone. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

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By mapleleafs34 - 17/01/2010 19:24 - United States

Today, I realized that the only boy that shows up at my door is the pizza boy. FML

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By nekkidness - 21/11/2012 21:06 - United States - Carthage

Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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By NoSpirit - 01/11/2012 08:20

Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child who repeatedly pressed the doorbell until I showed up, I quickly opened the door and yelled "Boo!" The child ended up being carried away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML

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Jeffo193 13

Tuesday 9 October 2012 8:51

I think you know you deserved that one...don't think the kid did though.

unknown_user5566 26

Tuesday 9 October 2012 8:52

He got to see the goods without even taking you to dinner first? Score 1 for he neighbor boy.

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redbandit9877 12

Tuesday 9 October 2012 10:04

This is why I want to do delivery instead of counter, they get all the fun stuff

annie_nk 22

Tuesday 9 October 2012 10:35

I delivered for 4 years. You aren't missing out on much. Trust me.

Sandsh8rk 36

Tuesday 9 October 2012 10:04

'Mommy Mommy! Today I saw a penis!'

Pandacupcakelove 26

Tuesday 9 October 2012 10:10

So it's that easy to make you do stupid stuff? People just have to dare you? Come on -.-

Metallica36176 16

Tuesday 9 October 2012 10:22

You know, my parents taught me to check who is on the other side of the door before answering. Not so much on your end? And I'm assuming he was young, was his mother with him? Did she see you too? xD youve made that boy either very happy or permanently scarred.

HappyBeach 4

Tuesday 9 October 2012 10:24

Get ready to tell neighbors "Hi i'm OP and i am a registered sex offender."

SApprentice 34

Tuesday 9 October 2012 10:25

Exposing yourself to a child. Way to go. Maybe try not doing what your friends dare you to next time, before you go to prison?

TurtleSmile 14

Tuesday 9 October 2012 10:29

Dear Penthouse forum..

Sandsh8rk 36

Tuesday 9 October 2012 10:38

If the pizza man did come you better have given him a tip...

generationaliya 7

Tuesday 9 October 2012 11:02

Nothing screams 'desperate' like opening the door for the pizza guy stark naked.

FaygoAndMiracles 18

Tuesday 9 October 2012 11:28

YDI. Even if it hadn't been the neighbor, you could have made the pizza delivery guy REALLY uncomfortable- especially if he had been gay or asexual or something.