Miscellaneous: Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots"...

By Hoggiebear - 05/10/2011 16:08 - United States

Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 14:36 - United States - Arlington

Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML

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By BYUwildchild - 17/12/2010 16:23 - United States

Today, I realized that the fish-shaped birth mark on the back of my leg, that I have had all my life, is not really shaped like a fish as I had originally thought. It looks just like a penis. FML

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By GeneralElement - 19/02/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, in math, I was working on an assignment and this really cute girl comes over and says my name. At this point, my heart is pumping with excitement and I'm thinking she is going to ask for my number. She said, "Did you know someone drew a penis on your back?" FML

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By imblue42 - 24/06/2015 05:16 - United States

Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML

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By doodler - 27/02/2014 11:59 - United States - Hurst

Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML

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By balletteacher - 08/09/2012 20:32 - United States

Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML

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By mafiaguy800 - 27/08/2019 14:00

Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML

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Clean up

By Anonymous - 19/01/2024 03:00 - United States - Cary

Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML

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You deserved it 773

By Anonymous - 14/02/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I realized that the "pimples" on my back weren't pimples at all. Because I was unable to see how bad they were for the last week, I never caught on to the fact the they were, in fact, ticks. FML

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Spotted

By Bec99 - 19/04/2020 17:00

Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML

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Wednesday 5 October 2011 22:06

How did you let them figure that out?

Sub_Zero_is_God 13

Wednesday 5 October 2011 22:08

at least you have a big dick.

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jsprackman 11

Thursday 6 October 2011 5:17

thats actually hilarious hahahaa

calebc4mikeska 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 5:48

Haha that's funny as shit what they found on your chest

cassiej14 8

Thursday 6 October 2011 6:06

Gross; but look at the bright side, atleast it wasn't a small one haha

ScarletBloom 14

Thursday 6 October 2011 6:22

At least you have a bigger asset at the back of you that not everyone has.

kit001 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 6:38

Hope you are keeping your shirt on in public, 'course that could kinda suck on those beach/pool days

itouchuser77 8

Thursday 6 October 2011 6:58

Classic!

i_am_that_one 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 6:59

Bachne=proactive... Dont hesitate to use it!

UsernameI3itches 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 7:07

It is a sign from GOD!!!!!!!

antdeezy 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 7:37

So put a shirt on....

cbdee 8

Thursday 6 October 2011 8:34

Lol - bacne !

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Today, I drove past a firehouse that had volunteer firemen taking collections. I take out a $20 and start to roll the window down when I remember my window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the fireman. Now the fireman thinks I was taunting him. FML

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Today, I found out the hard way that I'm severely allergic to latex. FML

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Today, I really upset my housemates when I opened my bedroom door to find them - and their friends - doing meth. At 2 a.m. on a Monday. I didn't even say anything, but it's drama and I just want to sleep. I start back at work in 4 hours. FML

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