Miscellaneous: Today, my "friends" pulled an elaborate prank on me. First, they...

By EverettA - 11/09/2015 13:50 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, my "friends" pulled an elaborate prank on me. First, they changed my ringtone to a recording of someone saying "Allahu Akbar" on repeat. Then, they called me as we had a moment of silence in honor of the 9/11 victims. FML

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Same thing different taste

By no paedo - 11/03/2016 20:35 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML

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Lonely times

By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 16:19 - United Kingdom

Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML

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By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth

Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML

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The Apprentice

By panther of the desert - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico - Rio Grande

Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML

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By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2013 07:11 - United States - Rainier

Today, I received a prank phone call that woke me up. I actually kept them on the line because they were the first person to call me in weeks. FML

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By JJMan217 - 03/04/2011 07:02 - Canada

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML

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Just a prank, bro

By iscreamforicecream - 01/06/2011 11:53 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

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By kprince - 08/05/2013 14:00 - United States - Northridge

Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML

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By Nothingonyou - 08/09/2010 07:35 - France

Today, it was my birthday. But instead of a decent surprise, my friends decided to smash a cake on my face and unhook my dress, while taking a video of it. In a public shopping mall. FML

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umerin 32

Saturday 12 September 2015 1:14

Sounds like you need new friends.

JewKnowIt 19

Saturday 12 September 2015 1:14

That's awful, OP. I hope they get what they deserve.

Comments

gobiteme2 34

Saturday 12 September 2015 3:56

When you see your ex-friends again you should go “Allahu Akbar” on them

A07 48

Saturday 12 September 2015 10:29

Allahu Akbar literally means God is Great, and now you look like an idiot.

elsie23 11

Saturday 12 September 2015 3:58

Op, you've blessed by calling Allah.

yea_its_me123 13

Saturday 12 September 2015 4:06

OH MY **** I AM SOOOO SORRY OP THAT SUCKS

skyblueprincess 17

Saturday 12 September 2015 4:17

Shitty friends

corky1992 33

Saturday 12 September 2015 4:40

I think you need new friends, but you also should have had your phone on silent or off.

MarkGaus 12

Saturday 12 September 2015 4:43

Thats why you put friends in quotation marks

LyricaSilvan 29

Saturday 12 September 2015 4:44

Some friends. Sounds like they wanted to make you look like a douche.

kaysiescott 11

Saturday 12 September 2015 4:45

I'm so sorry they did that to you.

Etweens96 25

Saturday 12 September 2015 4:53

My father is a first responder and I find this appalling that they did this to you! Find new friends because these have no respect for those who died!