Miscellaneous: Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under... - FML

By desertpunk75 - 19/01/2011 03:40 - United States

Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML

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Today, I was sleeping like a baby on our living room couch. My older brother and his friends lit my slippers on fire. While I was wearing them. They even took a video. FML

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By Lea - 16/01/2012 20:18 - Denmark

Today, my kitchen nearly burned down because the fire alarm didn't detect the plumes of smoke wafting through the kitchen. This is the same alarm that wails when I use the toaster. FML

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FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 19 January 2011 9:07

Sounds funny to me.

Janah_the_ENP 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 9:06

You need some new friends, dude.

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L3Paparazzo 7

Wednesday 19 January 2011 9:34

mehh heard worst

PeteyPablo12308 20

Wednesday 19 January 2011 9:40

So they are your "friends"? Hmmm... Maybe get some new friends. Before they actually do light something on fire 'thinking it would be funny'.

wainy9246 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 18:31

fag. nice picture lmao

giantsfan2010 23

Wednesday 19 January 2011 10:01

Prank them back! You could do much better!

GDIalex 11

Wednesday 19 January 2011 10:03

In soviet Russia it wouldn't be a problem, because smoke alarms would not work.

soldier4life_88 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 10:03

now those are friends!!

kyledude123 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 10:06

dude...that's sucks

talktomandybaby 8

Wednesday 19 January 2011 23:50

dude . it doesnt suck.he needs to put his big girl underpants and get over it:D

Jaykayfu 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 10:39

You call them friends ?

Jaykayfu 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 10:42

Who doesn't complain ? There's alternatives to everything as well, so stfu . He didn't deserve that at all, lmao .

whippymcdumb4zs 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 10:47

34, how do you know that the op didn't deserve it? I mean the op could've been a complete asshole to them and they were getting payback. I guess that's what he gets for putting cellophane on the toilets... :-/

DjSmoz 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 10:47

I call bullshit on this FML!!! smoke detectors only detect smoke... not heat!

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