Miscellaneous: Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet...

By lolu - 10/10/2010 21:45 - United States

Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML

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By cuz803 - 01/11/2022 16:00

Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML

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By Killme - 13/07/2016 02:10

Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML

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By fmylifebadddd - 18/04/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me. So when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML

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Clown World

By sweetsixteen - 22/06/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML

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Damp squib

By Sorry Phil - 07/08/2024 06:00 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, I was throwing a surprise birthday party for my friend. As we all hid in the dark waiting for him to arrive, I unexpectedly sneezed so loudly that I scared everyone, and they jumped out before he had even finished unlocking the front door. FML

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Spooky office vibes

By helosthisshit - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Linlithgow

Today, I went to a Halloween party with people from work. As the night passed, my boss got hammered and started throwing food at people. It was fun and games until I accidentally spilled his tenth beer. His response? To slam a hollowed out pumpkin full of chocolate mousse over my head. FML

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By Pwnedofthedead - 03/10/2009 15:34 - Canada

Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML

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By Missedtheboat - 30/10/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML

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By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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By PieterseMJ - 02/11/2012 12:17 - South Africa - Sandton

Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML

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lemonlife 0

Monday 11 October 2010 2:07

at Least you have friends

_TONGAN_ 5

Monday 11 October 2010 2:18

Happiness is like peeing in your pants...everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth inside!

Comments

jose1760 1

Monday 11 October 2010 2:21

Did anyone call you P. Diddy, Betsy Wetsy, or Susie Pees-Alot??? lol next time wear a dipper!!

LightningLadyy 0

Monday 11 October 2010 3:05

Hahahaha P. Diddy. That was pretty clever (:

dowork20 0

Monday 11 October 2010 3:41

hah dipper hah

loveeeitttt 0

Monday 11 October 2010 2:21

hope that doesn't end up on Facebook.

stronghand0331 17

Monday 11 October 2010 3:43

Don't worry, it will.

JeffGoesRawrr 0

Monday 11 October 2010 2:21

Holy shit I'm watching a halloween movie right now. :L

jose1760 1

Monday 11 October 2010 2:26

Holy Shit nobody care what you are watching.

jose1760 1

Monday 11 October 2010 2:23

I was touching myself while I looked at your picture. I need a nap now.

rina17_fml 0

Monday 11 October 2010 2:26

he must have been real convincing!!!

dannyboy66 7

Monday 11 October 2010 2:29

michael myers is awesome

perdix 29

Monday 11 October 2010 2:35

Was he dressed as Austin Powers, Shrek, Wayne Campbell or Dieter from "Sprockets?" If he was dressed as Linda Richman from "Coffee Talk," you are really a wimp!

mackentoshe 0

Monday 11 October 2010 2:59

BRILLIANT!!!

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 11 October 2010 3:53

It was the Love Guru so the fear was justified...

drawing_a_blank 0

Monday 11 October 2010 4:09

I'm as happy as a little giiiiirl *covers nipples*

perdix 29

Monday 11 October 2010 5:47

ImFoe, good one! In that circumstance, crapping one's drawers would be perfectly understandable. drawing_a_blank: "You're story has become tiresome. Now's the time on Sprocket when we dance!"