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By bananagurl4242 - 16/07/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, my friends told me all five of us should bring sleeping bags on our field trip; I brought mine only to find out they had told me that so they would get the four beds to themselves. They all 'forgot' to bring them and its only fair that I should sleep on the floor. We are here for a week. FML

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By Arniii - 01/02/2012 18:53 - United States

Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML

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By TrueStories - 13/04/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML

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Kirashai 9

Saturday 16 July 2011 16:09

If any of them are heavy sleepers, pull them out of bed at night and perform a slick bed-switch.

ashleykay94 7

Saturday 16 July 2011 16:10

wow you're friends are jerks. are you sure they're "friends"?

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jadane_fml 0

Monday 18 July 2011 12:47

ditch the cockmongers

Twant 1

Monday 18 July 2011 17:17

Kill them and make there bodies into sleeping bags.

pyrogirl6622 0

Monday 18 July 2011 19:54

time for new friends

rebornbabe 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 1:04

why do I feel like slapping your friends?

Sinsation 7

Tuesday 19 July 2011 11:23

Pretty ****** up friends you have.

Dzeus1 1

Tuesday 19 July 2011 21:51

sleep in the bag one night and then switch, and they have to switch between them 2 times because they didn't bring sleeping bags. if they don't agree mess up the room steal all theyr food and some money and go home.

CoyoteOldOne 17

Thursday 21 July 2011 5:56

If you really think they did this on purpose, then that doesn't sound like friendship, especially if they colluded with each other against you. I think it would be perfectly fair to ask to switch off.