Holidays: Today, my friends told me all five of us should bring sleeping...

By bananagurl4242 - 16/07/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, my friends told me all five of us should bring sleeping bags on our field trip; I brought mine only to find out they had told me that so they would get the four beds to themselves. They all 'forgot' to bring them and its only fair that I should sleep on the floor. We are here for a week. FML

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By Uber at midnight - 11/07/2022 13:00 - United States

Today, my friend invited me over for a sleepover. Only she didn’t tell me until it was time to go to bed that she expected me to sleep on the floor, as she had three dogs sleeping on the couch, and two more in her bed. She could’ve at least warned me to bring an air mattress or something. FML

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By bear food - 08/01/2014 04:37 - United States - Anaheim

Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2022 10:00 - Australia - Albany Creek

Today, I found out that ALL of my friends were in the same class and I was in a different one. They went away on camp, and I'm going to be alone for this whole week. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2021 23:02 - United States - Schertz

Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2015 10:52 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I got disappointed when I realized that I had to share a bed with my husband because we had company over. FML

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By stressedoutsquaddie - 22/03/2016 21:02 - United Kingdom - York

Today, while away on training with the army, my housemates rang me to tell me some news. They had found a perfect house for next year and they had put an offer on it. The only problem? There are 5 of us and the house is for 4. Guess who hasn't been included. FML

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By workerbee - 09/08/2019 12:00

Today, because of a miscommunication with my boss, the furniture I was renting during my summer job was taken back by the movers. I still have a week of work left and nothing to eat with, and nothing to sit or sleep on. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2023 22:00

Today, I thought I had the house all to myself for the weekend, but my annoying in-laws showed up unannounced and ruined my sleep-all-day plans by asking me to help clean out their RV. FML

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By Arniii - 01/02/2012 18:53 - United States

Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML

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Dropped the ball

By TrueStories - 13/04/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML

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Kirashai 9

Saturday 16 July 2011 16:09

If any of them are heavy sleepers, pull them out of bed at night and perform a slick bed-switch.

ashleykay94 7

Saturday 16 July 2011 16:10

wow you're friends are jerks. are you sure they're "friends"?

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jballer333 0

Friday 5 August 2011 9:20

umm these are ur friends???

SlickWillyTFCF 5

Monday 22 August 2011 10:34

Every night of the trip you should have selected one of then at random and surprised them with a punch in the dick just after they dozed off.

SaddamHussein 2

Monday 29 August 2011 21:00

Fart on their pillow... pink eye's a bitch.

kristihollifield 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 13:02

You shouldn't have been so gullible

aribari373 5

Saturday 29 September 2012 16:27

HELL NO! Somebody better move they ass over!

doglover100 28

Thursday 8 November 2012 3:44

One person could've slept in the bag every night and two people could share a bed, depending on the bed size. Friends suck.

xchild 3

Thursday 21 March 2013 17:25

At least you don't have stupid friends.

claem 7

Thursday 12 December 2013 1:55

You need new friends.

rprsupercar 0

Monday 26 May 2014 11:15

Ah... True friendship.

fantasyworld 37

Friday 2 January 2015 22:35

Make one of them scoot over. I think you need to reconsider calling them friends.

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