By umm - 08/12/2009 20:35 - United States

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Today, my future father in law motorboated my breasts as I bent down to give him a hug goodbye. The rest of the family stood there laughing. This is what I'm marrying into? FML
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k43L1 0

Your future husband was ok with that? O.o If it happened to me, my bf would have flipped and I would have slapped the guy & been disgusted. NO ONE touches me without my consent. but that's just me. You could just laugh it off?

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KamilleBlack 3

Don't marry into it. The End. Or don't invite him to the wending.

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schwinn11 0

atleast he didnt try to tea-bag you

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schwinn11 0

the next time hes at your parents house you should have your mom grab your boyfriends **** i think thats how marriages work nowdays

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NeW_Daddy 0

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

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ruinousblue 0

That was pretty disrespectful and uncalled for. if that is how your future father in law acts what's you're potential for a husband going to do around your female friends? this puts him in a high risk category in my book for someone who will cheat or do other damaging things to the relationship. I would have a chat and see why he thought it was so funny that you were violated by his dad.

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Bucinka 5

?? Guess I'm a dope. What is motorboating?

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kaity111 0

when someone sort of shakes/rubs their face in a girls boobs making a sort of "motorboat" noise lol thats the best i can describe it!

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Ninjaface 0

@41 It's when he sticks his face in between her breasts and makes engine noises as he shakes his head.

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Bucinka 5

Oh. Well then, he'a douche, and if they get married she gets to look forward to more lewd behavior from her by-then father-in-law, and nothing less than a divorce (or something more, like a Glock 9 mm) will get her out of it. Thanks for clarifying.

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why_me_why_today 3

my bf's family is like that too and his older brother who is 25 did the same thing to me i'm 15

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No1likesMe 0

someone please tell me wtf is motorboated i cant figur it out eether 48... i hate wen i dont get a fml bcuz i dont understnd so TELL ME NOW somebody i said TELL ME NOW

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SiLvEr_070 5

Glad I'm not alone then #49 =P But seriously, Wtf is motorboated?

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kaity111 0

third time i explain this! lol when someone shakes their head in a girls boobs making sort of engine noises. its wet and gross and perverted

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