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By whykarma - 26/03/2013 21:17 - United States - Waxhaw

Today, my German Shepherd decided to bark at, then attack, a painted rock. At least I know I'm protected from inanimate objects. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 02:07 - United States - Southfield

Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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By trgtyo - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I noticed my parents replaced my senior picture that hung on our living room wall with a painted one. Of our German Shepherd. FML

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By panda - 03/03/2011 11:20

Today, the dog went nuts at 3am. I searched the yard with a spotlight and machete. Nothing. He may actually just be an asshole. FML

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error404n0tf0und 21

Wednesday 27 March 2013 9:03

keep him away from your pet rock!!

DrJesse 10

Wednesday 27 March 2013 9:07

At least you know if that Travelocity bastard tries to kill you,your dog will **** his work up.

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spazz666 18

Wednesday 27 March 2013 13:02

How the hell is this an fml? Unless the rock sued you, I don't really see why this matters even a little.

ashii_92 10

Wednesday 27 March 2013 13:02

Count your blessings, my shepherd would probably still just lie there and lick it...

perdix 29

Wednesday 27 March 2013 13:04

Fortunately, the rock can't sue you. Uh-oh, I think I just gave some sleazy Geological Injury lawyer an idea. . .

MorganBrown 8

Wednesday 27 March 2013 13:51

Hehe that made me giggle(: My dog would do that to buckets lol

Coeliacchic93 21

Wednesday 27 March 2013 15:00

It's super effective against the rock-type :D

SirWTF 10

Wednesday 27 March 2013 16:04

Could be that the rock was one of the gateways to the netherworld, and the only thing that was stopping the demons from invading was your dog barking at them.

Acceleratedkill 3

Wednesday 27 March 2013 17:41

Bad rock! this is my territory! I marked it! Stay back!

onorexveritas 23

Wednesday 27 March 2013 17:52

did you drop him as a puppy? lol

hugepenises 1

Wednesday 27 March 2013 19:42

At least your German Sheppard barks/attacks...anything. Mine doesn't, at all. Some guard dog....

dramaelf 37

Wednesday 27 March 2013 22:37

My dog tried to chase plane. While it was flying. In the sky. What I'm saying is, it could be worse.

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