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By Anonymous - 26/03/2011 22:26 - United States

Today, my girfriend of two years told me she wasn't actually a lesbian and our relationship was more of a 'learning experience'. FML

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By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 23:01 - United States - Bristol

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML

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By fd_uplife - 05/07/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2012 22:06 - Thailand - Bangkok

Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

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By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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By heart-broken - 03/07/2009 01:33 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML

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By Recluse - 21/11/2014 18:18

Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML

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You deserved it 7 590

By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 01:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML

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Never cross that line

By Anonymous - 17/10/2023 10:00

Today, my lesbian best friend told me she might be bi and wanted to try sex with a guy she trusts, AKA me. She eventually convinced me, but after we'd had 'weird best friend sex' she decided she’s a lesbian after all, and I “took advantage of her temporary confusion,” so we’re not friends anymore. WTF? FML

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perdix 29

Sunday 27 March 2011 0:42

Learning for what!?!? Pleasuring a man with manboobs and a really tiny dick?

YankeesUniverse 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 0:38

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TheFern 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 4:56

What a betch! That's too long of a learning experience! Not cool

cyanidesandwich 21

Sunday 27 March 2011 5:02

i swear i think i have read this FML before

runnergurl 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 5:06

ouch that sucks I'm sorry!!

1911opencarry 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 5:16

lol u turned a duke straight lmmfao

Thelective_Lisp 5

Sunday 27 March 2011 5:29

Your spelling is wonderful.

whatsupjess 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 5:20

lmao your life sucks.

sjch 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 5:32

I'm so sorry OP, that must really hurt.

5_TIMES_IN_1_DAY 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 5:55

that's pretty shity

karen131517 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 6:08

sorry to hear that. it sucks :(

rightthurr 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 6:22

Sure she isn't....it was just her being curious for two years :)

GTFL_Later 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 6:23

lesbians are cool if they are hot other wise they are just dumb dykes

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