By Anonymous - 12/02/2013 18:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I both developed food poisoning from last night's sushi. Our apartment has one bathroom. FML
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SystemofaBlink41 27

Don't forget to flush...

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asnakelovinbabe 16

Easy. 1. Strap a bucket to your head. 2. Allow your GF to sit on the toilet. 3. Sit on a bucket, facing her. You can puke into the toilet between her legs, and she can puke into the one strapped to your head. Problem solved.

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leadawg75 12

That is repulsive. Although, congratulations for trying.

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asnakelovinbabe 16

It is pretty repulsive. That was exactly my intention. Apparently people on FML aren't too fond of that level of repulsive... But it's cool :)

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Mr_Que_Dijo23 5

It'll be alright if you have that air freshener that gives you erections

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iammeorami 25

Damn I remember that one.

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TheElBurrrito 21

Sounds like an "all natural" butt plug.

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DocBastard 38

And this is why fish belong in the sea. Alive.

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kevsandy303 12

Fish gotta swim, people gotta eat. But people eating is more important. Capture ALL the fish!

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asherm 15

I like fish, but cooked. I suppose even cooked fish can get you sick if not stored or prepared right. I just find raw fish nasty blahh

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Sputnikspak 13

If sashimi is prepared correctly, it's perfectly safe. I've never been sick from sushi, and I eat a crazy amount of it. Also, sushi doesn't necessarily include raw fish. I've been out for sushi and everyone got sick but me. Why? MAYONNAISE. I'm allergic to eggs, so I don't order any with mayo. That's usually sketchier than the fish.

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DocBastard 38

Eksyneet - Vegan? Are you kidding? The best thing on a plate is a bacon cheeseburger. I just hate fish.

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Happyhighs1 3

Well obviously the stronger more cunning one will win rights to the toilet. Have fun pooping outside lol.

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EvilUndead 9

Be a gentlemen - let the girl use the toilet, use a bucket yourself.

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Theclarksondales 8

Go to the sushi restaurant and use their toilets (assuming you didn't make it yourself)

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dontpanic_fml 32

These are the times when anything that has a drain must be used.

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kwyk 23

Time to take your relationship to the next level... Good luck.

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