By Anonymous - 12/02/2013 18:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I both developed food poisoning from last night's sushi. Our apartment has one bathroom. FML
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SystemofaBlink41 27

Don't forget to flush...

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kyz_xox 11

My mom doesn't like it when I have sushi with fish. Not that often, that is. I normally eat avocado rolls.

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minidinosaurgoes 9

One of you gets the toilet, the other the bathtub/shower or sink.

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CaptTeemo 10

Time for some tag team puking. Don't be too eager to get in the toilet ring though, gotta make sure your partner had their fun.

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actingpickle09 3

Oh God, I'm so sorry! I hope you guys feel better soon and try to utilize sinks, garbage cans, buckets, shower, and whatever else you may have.

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APersonalProblem 13

Ladies first

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zombieslayer83 19

I may be wrong, but I always thought food poisoning hit within a few hours?

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kwyk 23

I also may be wrong, but I think there is viral and bacterial food-poisoning (probably others also, but I think less commonly), and presumably multiple types of each so it'll take varying amounts of time to set in. I seem to remember that viral takes ~3 hours and bacterial 10-15 hours to set in(...?) but I'm probably wrong on that. For more information, see google. Terms and conditions apply.

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zombieslayer83 19

Thanks for explaining.

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