Love: Today, my girlfriend and I decided to exchange presents for our...

By cdick - 11/03/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to exchange presents for our birthdays. I spent $100 on perfume and Victoria's Secret clothes. She bought me a bag of lifesavers, then asked me to leave because she wanted to take a nap. FML

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By flyakite29 - 20/07/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2021 22:01

Today, my boyfriend and I went to his best friend’s birthday party. He got her red roses, a necklace and $100 Victoria’s Secret Gift Card. This year he forgot my birthday, gave me a hug and told me to leave his apartment because he had homework to do. We’ve been together for two years. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 00:13 - United States - San Mateo

Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the 2 weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML

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By R281780 - 14/02/2016 15:53 - United States - San Jose

Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 20:23 - Germany

Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 00:21 - Canada - Corner Brook

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

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By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

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By manhood fading away - 25/12/2016 20:24 - United Kingdom - Heckmondwike

Today, because it was our first Christmas as a couple, I was careful to get my girlfriend what I considered to be a very thoughtful gift. She opened it, took one look at it, made a face like I'd just kicked a puppy, and told me that in future it would be better if I just gave her money so she could buy her own presents. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2021 22:00 - United Kingdom - Watford

Today, after buying my girlfriend an expensive gift for her birthday, cooking her breakfast in bed, and treating her all day ending with dinner and cake at her parents, she burst into tears and said the whole day was ruined. Why? I forgot to buy her a birthday card. FML

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Where d'you go?!

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I thought it would be nice to take my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for my birthday. She got a little headache after we ordered, so she went outside to get some air. I ate a $100 meal and had Happy Birthday sang to me by the restaurant staff. Alone. FML

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ayumi_fml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 1:22

i would've taken back the presents while she was sleeping..

Bubs_fml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 1:52

Imagine if the genders were reversed here? I mean, people are pissed now, but there'd be an epic thousand-comment ****storm going on in here if a guy was the culprit in this FML.

Comments

justwant2Bhappy 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 21:23

she is just using you. you should dumpt that ungrateful bitch. there are plenty of other girls out there

VroomVroomVroom 0

Friday 22 May 2009 4:53

Wow.

Dickman16 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 14:30

biatchhh!! and im not talking about ur girlfreind!

lakergurl91 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:27

Take the unused langerie and give it to you NEXT girlfriend!! Smile Jesus loves you =)

shoshizzle 0

Friday 17 July 2009 8:53

$100 is not an incredible amount to spend on something like clothes, especially coming from a place like Victoria's Secret. But it has always been the thought that counts! FYL for having a shitty girlfriend. Maybe she wasn't feeling well? It didn't sound intentional, to hurt you.

DWdizzy 0

Monday 20 July 2009 1:33

Been there man. its not worth sticking around

Origami86 6

Sunday 30 May 2010 2:29

This is why gifts should never be bought. Been with my girl for about a year now, no anniversaries involved and no valentines day involved. A little special occasion on birthdays, and lots of loving and appreciation every day. She's extremely grateful and happy and so am I because she is simply amazing. Whoever wants gifts can go elsewhere. Snap crackle and pop!

TempestM 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 15:08

I agree that how she acted was bitchy and rude but wat did u expect? that she would have sex with u coz u bought expensive stuff? but still I vote fyl although u could be jumping to conclusions like maybe her gift was a surprise and the nap was an excuse? :)

TempestM 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 15:25

BTW Guys I call fake on this one reasons:? 1) u can buy something from V.S and perfume for only $100, SO tHe perfume is shit and the lingerie is 2nd hand is the only possible reasoning y u could get em for $100 2) u guys share same bday.? ( although it's rarebI KNO IT can happen) 3) ur Dating and all she got for u was life savers? I mean at school when it was my bday someone that was my friend( but not close) gave me a pretty cool gift fromn America that cost like $10