Love: Today, my girlfriend and I decided to exchange presents for our...

By cdick - 11/03/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to exchange presents for our birthdays. I spent $100 on perfume and Victoria's Secret clothes. She bought me a bag of lifesavers, then asked me to leave because she wanted to take a nap. FML

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By flyakite29 - 20/07/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2021 22:01

Today, my boyfriend and I went to his best friend’s birthday party. He got her red roses, a necklace and $100 Victoria’s Secret Gift Card. This year he forgot my birthday, gave me a hug and told me to leave his apartment because he had homework to do. We’ve been together for two years. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 00:13 - United States - San Mateo

Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the 2 weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML

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By R281780 - 14/02/2016 15:53 - United States - San Jose

Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 20:23 - Germany

Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 00:21 - Canada - Corner Brook

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

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By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

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By manhood fading away - 25/12/2016 20:24 - United Kingdom - Heckmondwike

Today, because it was our first Christmas as a couple, I was careful to get my girlfriend what I considered to be a very thoughtful gift. She opened it, took one look at it, made a face like I'd just kicked a puppy, and told me that in future it would be better if I just gave her money so she could buy her own presents. FML

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Details matter

By Anonymous - 16/11/2021 22:00 - United Kingdom - Watford

Today, after buying my girlfriend an expensive gift for her birthday, cooking her breakfast in bed, and treating her all day ending with dinner and cake at her parents, she burst into tears and said the whole day was ruined. Why? I forgot to buy her a birthday card. FML

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Where d'you go?!

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I thought it would be nice to take my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for my birthday. She got a little headache after we ordered, so she went outside to get some air. I ate a $100 meal and had Happy Birthday sang to me by the restaurant staff. Alone. FML

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ayumi_fml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 1:22

i would've taken back the presents while she was sleeping..

Bubs_fml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 1:52

Imagine if the genders were reversed here? I mean, people are pissed now, but there'd be an epic thousand-comment ****storm going on in here if a guy was the culprit in this FML.

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mrcarmine 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 3:03

time to move on

mrcarmine 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 3:03

time to move on

oyster42 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 3:04

Like #29 said, she could definitely be low on money and be too embarrassed to say so. Also, it's possible that it's really early in the relationship, and the OP just went kinda overboard with the gifts. The OP doesn't say how long they've been dating. Perfume and underwear are definitely "later-in-the-relationship" gifts than candy. You should talk to her about it, there's likely a perfectly reasonable explanation.

bigcrazymike 6

Thursday 12 March 2009 3:08

She wouldn't let you stay to take a nap with her? I bet she's seeing someone else.

chocolatecookies 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 3:29

WHAT A BITCH i would dump her ass

marielamothafcka 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 3:44

lmaoooooo ! thts hilariouss(: PrettyFuckedUpThouqh . Send chuck norris&an army of smurfs after her(: -_Mariela ; *

FuzzMonkey09 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 4:08

Hahaha...pootie tang. Next time, get her some cheap ass jewelry from Wal-Mart.

Silhouette_fml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 4:12

Ouch... she sounds really uncaring. If that's the case, why are you still with her?

ellebell 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 4:14

aww...its girls like that that make us girls look bad :(

LittleMissMack 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 4:38

You are so materialistic! So what if she got you a crappy gift. She didn't ask you to buy her $100 worth of stuff. Do you like lifesavers? Eat them and shut the hell up. It's not about getting gifts, its about giving them. You are petty and ridiculous. Maybe she hated your gift. Not all girls like perfume or lingerie. They could make her feel self conscious. Basically you got her gifts that you could enjoy too, actually that you could enjoy mostly. At least she got you something that you can enjoy on your own. ********!