Sex and Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended...

By mee - 30/11/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML

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By ldn - 21/03/2013 17:54 - Slovenia - Domzale

Today, my girlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML

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By civicman - 27/09/2009 02:19 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML

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By ForeSight - 14/08/2019 16:00

Today, my girlfriend wanted to play a game call "bondage bingo," taking turns tying each other up in different positions, and if we can’t escape, we get to take a picture. Whoever gets the most pictures wins. After tying me to a chair, she ended up leaving me there for hours. FML

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By tortured - 27/11/2013 03:11 - United States

Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML

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By nurse - 03/11/2010 12:08 - Reserved

Today, I'm training to be a nurse in a hospital. Our teacher asked for a volunteer to demonstrate how bed restraints work. After I was shackled to the bed she said, "Now let's make sure they work. Are you ticklish?" My entire class tickled me until I screamed, cried and nearly wet my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:10 - Australia

Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML

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It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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By Anon. - 01/03/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

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Really heavy sleeper

By Anonymous - 17/12/2021 01:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend revealed that last night she decided to 'test how asleep I was' by putting her finger up my nose as far as she could. Then in my mouth. Then in my ear. Then back in my mouth. I slept through the whole thing. FML

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Headshot!

By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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ithilaelin 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 11:48

YDI. Always establish a safeword ;)

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 30 November 2011 11:53

Of course, if you whine about being tied up and tickled too much, you'll have to be gagged as well.

Comments

d_unsub 12

Thursday 1 December 2011 21:06

My girlfriend know i'm really ticklish and about a month ago she found out how sensitive my nuts are, now guess what is her favorite spot to lick...

FMLFAILZFTW 0

Friday 2 December 2011 4:45

Ticklin' Is The Worst..

hateevryone 14

Saturday 3 December 2011 6:29

she tickled you to death.

BADFalcon 4

Saturday 3 December 2011 10:21

i dunno, that sounds like my idea of a fun night - but then i have a tickle torture kink so.. *g*

Gigaboo 0

Monday 5 December 2011 7:03

at least she didnt make jokes about how little ur penis is

Gigaboo 0

Monday 5 December 2011 7:04

at least she didnt make jokes about how little ur penis is for 3 hours.

Cosmic_Horror 1

Tuesday 24 January 2012 11:07

You really could have said something after the first, I don't know, ten minutes.

mrjason300 5

Tuesday 24 January 2012 22:35

If you were her, would you have stopped? lol

gg95_fml 4

Tuesday 7 February 2012 15:34

Dude that sucks for u but sounds like it would have been sooooo much fun!

awkward_gothlady 32

Monday 4 November 2013 1:30

Fun for whom? The apparently sadistic girlfriend?

EllenMenjivar 1

Monday 18 June 2012 18:42

U deserve it for not establishing a safe word and for not expecting the worst. U should have found out what u were getting urself into ahead of time

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