Sex and Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended...

By mee - 30/11/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML

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By ldn - 21/03/2013 17:54 - Slovenia - Domzale

Today, my girlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML

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By civicman - 27/09/2009 02:19 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML

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By ForeSight - 14/08/2019 16:00

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By tortured - 27/11/2013 03:11 - United States

Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML

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By nurse - 03/11/2010 12:08 - Reserved

Today, I'm training to be a nurse in a hospital. Our teacher asked for a volunteer to demonstrate how bed restraints work. After I was shackled to the bed she said, "Now let's make sure they work. Are you ticklish?" My entire class tickled me until I screamed, cried and nearly wet my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:10 - Australia

Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML

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It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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By Anon. - 01/03/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

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Really heavy sleeper

By Anonymous - 17/12/2021 01:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend revealed that last night she decided to 'test how asleep I was' by putting her finger up my nose as far as she could. Then in my mouth. Then in my ear. Then back in my mouth. I slept through the whole thing. FML

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Headshot!

By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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ithilaelin 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 11:48

YDI. Always establish a safeword ;)

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 30 November 2011 11:53

Of course, if you whine about being tied up and tickled too much, you'll have to be gagged as well.

Comments

lolocaust96 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 16:03

Doesnt matter had sex!

XxgreymoonxX 8

Wednesday 30 November 2011 16:09

Next tie her up and see how SHE likes it! >:3

pretty_in_pink94 6

Wednesday 30 November 2011 16:30

Lmao. That is a FYL. Establish a safe word next time!!

TheAwkHawk 14

Monday 8 July 2013 4:12

#82 *facepalm*

Briannan507 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 16:47

Funny

FMLucky 5

Wednesday 30 November 2011 17:45

I would have cried, I'd rather be punched in the face than tickled..

gg95_fml 4

Sunday 12 February 2012 3:12

Really?? ThAts funny! I love how deathly ticklish some pepole r!

bada55b1tch 3

Wednesday 30 November 2011 18:24

I know just how you feel! Like torture!!!

OFFICERxNASTYxx 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 18:30

Giggity

beefree123 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 18:47

Haha, yeah I'm definitely trying this. My boyfriends gonna flip :p

ByronJess 17

Wednesday 30 November 2011 19:47

I agree that your life sucks. My boyfriend constantly uses my ticklishness against me!

JinxosGirl87 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 19:49

If she's ticklish I suggest grabbing her upper thigh and squeeze it in several spots. It drives me freakin crazy!!!

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