Sex and Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended...

By mee - 30/11/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML

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By civicman - 27/09/2009 02:19 - Canada

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By tortured - 27/11/2013 03:11 - United States

Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML

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By nurse - 03/11/2010 12:08 - Reserved

Today, I'm training to be a nurse in a hospital. Our teacher asked for a volunteer to demonstrate how bed restraints work. After I was shackled to the bed she said, "Now let's make sure they work. Are you ticklish?" My entire class tickled me until I screamed, cried and nearly wet my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:10 - Australia

Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML

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By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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By Anon. - 01/03/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2021 01:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend revealed that last night she decided to 'test how asleep I was' by putting her finger up my nose as far as she could. Then in my mouth. Then in my ear. Then back in my mouth. I slept through the whole thing. FML

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By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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ithilaelin 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 11:48

YDI. Always establish a safeword ;)

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 30 November 2011 11:53

Of course, if you whine about being tied up and tickled too much, you'll have to be gagged as well.

Comments

kaykay20 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 19:58

Next time be specific about what you like and don't like. When it comes to such bdsm acts like that theirs still limits. You don't force someone to do something they don't want to do you push their limits with things they enjoy. So let her know that tickleing isn't a turn on for and let her know what is.

imcutefml 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 20:35

I can see thos happening to me

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 30 November 2011 21:00

Never allow yourself 2 b tied up...Your just asking for your bunghole to be plonked in unimaginably unusual ways...

Ray_of_midnight 22

Wednesday 30 November 2011 21:05

BDSM is all well and good but next time (1) establish what you're going to do beforehand and (2) agree on a safeword. Also I don't know how she tied you up but there are safe and not-so-safe ways to do that--you should read up on it, there are tons of books on S&M out there that talk about how to play safely. I hope you two enjoy lots of fun sexy times. :-)

MoNnEy_MiiTE 3

Wednesday 30 November 2011 21:21

Give her a sleeping drug and pull off a sherlock holmes where he wakes up and he's tied to a bed

xiaoxaio 5

Thursday 1 December 2011 2:15

she*

dumbass904 1

Wednesday 30 November 2011 22:35

Hahahaha lmao bro you gotta get her back!

baseballgirl2100 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 22:44

wow 3 hours? I wouldve thought you woulda gotton used to it...

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 30 November 2011 23:16

I would have bit her fingers off.

trumancassady 0

Thursday 1 December 2011 0:00

I would be so pissed off, i would yell at her so much

julia_lynn 21

Thursday 1 December 2011 0:30

I've tickled my boyfriend before, but I can't do more than like 30 seconds because he'll ask me to stop and then I feel kinda bad. Your girlfriend sounds like a sadist, OP.

kaykay20 0

Thursday 1 December 2011 1:06

Nothing bad with that but she shouldn't force him to endure something he doesn't enjoy such as being tickle tortured for 3 hours. Your suppose to push limits over time but with what they may enjoy and what turns them on.