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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 16:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got in an argument so intense that she left saying that we needed to spend some time apart. The argument was over what was the best PIXAR movie. FML

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Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML

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By Small_Fry_Hero - 21/10/2009 06:39 - United States

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By Chris - 12/08/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML

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By whywilson.. - 02/03/2010 01:17 - Canada

Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML

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By jimmyt420 - 29/11/2009 09:33 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML

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By hot_shot - 29/11/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML

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Friday 6 December 2013 18:37

Go find that girl obsessed with disney princesses who posted recently, you're a perfectly sappy match!

Welshite 39

Friday 6 December 2013 18:37

That was a really emotional movie, and tears do not emasculate a person.

Comments

JD1147 27

Saturday 7 December 2013 3:48

countrygirl109 11

Saturday 7 December 2013 4:16

My 24 year old brother threw a temper tantrum when they almost died saying that it should be rated PG-13 for the amount of violence. Trust me, you're fine.

DuQuette0512 3

Saturday 7 December 2013 4:32

In which way did you "embarrass" her? She honestly doesn't want a man that isn't afraid to shed some tears. Don't worry though you'll find someone who will love you no matter what :)

s7evin 12

Saturday 7 December 2013 5:44

SuperMew, marry me!!

owillis 5

Saturday 7 December 2013 6:18

What a bitch.

cypherwars 15

Saturday 7 December 2013 6:58

doc, your comment always crack me up :D

FelixJC 14

Saturday 7 December 2013 7:35

Your ex girlfriend is just insensitive. I teared up at the end and it's because I've literally grown up with these characters. It's fine. Be happy you're done with her.

SuperMew 22

Saturday 7 December 2013 7:58

Sorry, you'll have to get in line 7, my current boyfriend might be upset if I married someone else before him. I'll let you know if we ever divorce.

SuperMew 22

Saturday 7 December 2013 8:02

I hope you find someone who deserves you. She sounds like she was looking for any excuse and is too immature to be with someone mature enough to share their feelings.