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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 16:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
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HowieDoIt 21

Go find that girl obsessed with disney princesses who posted recently, you're a perfectly sappy match!

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Welshite 39

That was a really emotional movie, and tears do not emasculate a person.

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TheCanucklehead 22

Guys. If just like to take a moment to thank Doc. He prevented Matt from voicing his opinion more and that's is really appreciated. Thanks bastard. :)

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jazzy_123 20

1, seriously! My boyfriend just called me and told me he's watching Toy Story; he was so excited. When we saw the third one he cried. It was so sweet to see him cry haha.

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pandaorwhatever 5

Wow thanks for the spoiler on that 3 year old movie.

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Maycontainnuts 17

Did you cry over that as well? Or did you stare her dead in the eyes and tell her it hurt more when they jumped?

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Kuro_Kamen 12

That part where they almost die isn't even a tear jerker. So I totally don't get why anyone cried during that part. So I partially gets her wanting to breakup, but over because you cried at that, would've made more sense to make fun of you and not break up.

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emisara93 18

My husband is a pretty sensitive guy, but I've never minded it. There's been movies where both of us bawled out eyes out.

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EvilLittleMan 23

This can go two ways. It's a shame that OP's girlfriend (Bitch) is so insensitive to his emotions but then it appears there were a few toys missing from the movie. A set of balls.

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DanniMaria 2

how awful! There's nothing wrong with a guy crying in any movie, especially when it is toy story. You come to love those toys after two movies. If anything, this guy has a set of balls for crying and showing his feelings.

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