By HomicidalPegasus - 25/05/2014 15:50 - United States - Bethalto

Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
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ilovemychem 22

Yuck, maybe shoulda waited till she came out

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andiesaur 18

Guess it's a good thing you're out of the relationship then? That's disgusting.

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purepumpkin 12

You chose a pretty shitty time to tell her.

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wftreality 6

Nice thing about boyfriends - no used tampons.

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GamerAM 12

Uh, you might want to reread that, seeing as she said 'needy'

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kewpiesuicide 29

I have a really jacked up sense of humor because I find that kind of funny...although if my girlfriend threw her tampon at me I think I'd flip shit...

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justmeCee 16

That is nasty. Op should've not broken up with her while she was going to the bathroom though. That is just disrespectful and mean, but still no excuse for the girl to throw a used tampon at him. Once though i lived with a couple guy roommates and the one was a disrespectful little ****, always having about 20 ppl in my house at a time and handing out my food and drinks to them all the time, so we got him back on April fools day and took a clean tampon and drowned it in fake blood, but guy didn't know that, and we threw it at him. The terrified look on his face was priceless but we did tell him after it was fake blood and even showed him the tube. Lol

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KushCrushin89 10

How do you get this far in the comment section and still not realize OP is female and they are lesbians??

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justmeCee 16

I did scroll through a few comments really fast and I actually did catch it, so idk why I said him instead her so my bad I guess. Lol. It's funny how people are so critical over one little error. Either way, **** Op's life for getting a used tampon thrown at her. Either way, male or female, that is disgusting to do that with real blood and Op could actually charge this chick for assault. If spitting at someone can be a form of assault than this definitely would be. If some crazy bitch did that to me I'd want to punch them out but smarter to just call the cops and charging her with assault. Then chick will have to go to jail while being on the rag. Lol. What a sweet revenge that would be.

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mr0turle123 5

A lesbian let's sit back and wait for the hate and the people who freak out when something like that. Grab some popcorn and relax

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lagniton 7

although that is super nasty you kinda deserve it tho by one not braking up with her while she's on the pot and two did ya know know she was on her time of the month? and thats why she may seem too needy and is prone to act crazy? fly you should have waited a few days

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