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By HomicidalPegasus - 25/05/2014 15:50 - United States - Bethalto

Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML

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By GirlishMan1883897 - 24/07/2010 10:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

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By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 08:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML

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By skrewedguy - 08/12/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML

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By Sir Vom-a-lot - 14/06/2012 16:28 - United Kingdom - West Drayton

Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 10:14 - China

Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML

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ilovemychem 22

Sunday 25 May 2014 18:55

Yuck, maybe shoulda waited till she came out

andiesaur 18

Sunday 25 May 2014 18:55

Guess it's a good thing you're out of the relationship then? That's disgusting.

Comments

rybaby23 8

Sunday 25 May 2014 21:52

It could have been worse I guess...you could have walked in on her sucking on it like that one girl lol

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 25 May 2014 22:19

I would call that a bit childish...but that defeats the purpose

vbmah 12

Sunday 25 May 2014 22:38

I mean you did choose to argue with a woman on her period...

jeragonm 15

Sunday 25 May 2014 22:53

Well, there's your problem.

flashback_fml 14

Sunday 25 May 2014 23:26

Shouldve thrown yours at her

classiceagle63 16

Sunday 25 May 2014 23:36

You deserved it you lesbo.

mufasaniqqa 13

Monday 26 May 2014 1:31

Mynamewontfi 40

Monday 26 May 2014 1:38

I'm hoping you're joking, that's disgusting.

ml29_fml 5

Monday 26 May 2014 1:43

If she was on her period, it's expected for her to be moody so maybe you should've tried to avoid any arguing in the first place. At the same time, throwing her used tampon at you is a bit much. YDI and FYL.