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By HomicidalPegasus - 25/05/2014 15:50 - United States - Bethalto

Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML

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By GirlishMan1883897 - 24/07/2010 10:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

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By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 08:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 4 177

By skrewedguy - 08/12/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML

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You deserved it 6 289

By Sir Vom-a-lot - 14/06/2012 16:28 - United Kingdom - West Drayton

Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML

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You deserved it 6 621

By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 10:14 - China

Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML

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ilovemychem 22

Sunday 25 May 2014 18:55

Yuck, maybe shoulda waited till she came out

andiesaur 18

Sunday 25 May 2014 18:55

Guess it's a good thing you're out of the relationship then? That's disgusting.

Comments

lobi 7

Sunday 25 May 2014 20:29

That is gross but you so deserve it

flame5768 14

Sunday 25 May 2014 21:08

how?

Sathane 21

Sunday 25 May 2014 20:36

Sounds like she's needy, and a disgusting ****. I hope you stepped on it and pounded it into her carpet so she can explain to all her friends what a vile pig she is.

MissBehavin77 18

Sunday 25 May 2014 20:51

That is so nasty but I couldn't help to lol. Gross but funny

stepmommy 5

Sunday 25 May 2014 20:52

something is obviously wrong with the both of you! I cannot imagine as a female not being attracted to men. there is an imbalance in both of you. more so her than you bc she that's just psycho!

acerredrum 23

Sunday 25 May 2014 20:59

I have found the thread bigot.

baberoothless 8

Sunday 25 May 2014 21:00

Bloody hell.

khaled_almu 13

Sunday 25 May 2014 21:08

You deserve it because you choose bad time for telling her that

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Sunday 25 May 2014 21:17

On the one hand, that's really not the kind of conversation you ought to be having from different sides of the bathroom door. On the other hand, that's one of the most immature and utterly disgusting things she could have done in reaction. Not the smartest time to break up with her, OP, but no way did you deserve to have a used tampon thrown at your face. FYL.

itschrissv 1

Sunday 25 May 2014 21:17

I would have licked the blood off so you show her who's boss.

Blaisey 22

Sunday 25 May 2014 21:21

I am never going to stop cringing #93, thank you for that.

Mauskau 35

Sunday 25 May 2014 21:23

At least she didn't pull it out in a car and throw it at your car, like in an FML from a few years ago. Still pretty damn gross.

FranklySpeaking 11

Sunday 25 May 2014 21:40

The only retaliation I can think of is for OP to swiftly and silently take a monstrous crap on the floor. There's just no other solution. Other than the boring ones (calling police for assault, throwing the tampon BACK at her ex).